Come Get Some....
Divisional opponents inspire hate. And mockery. If you are interested in having some fun with your friends over at MHR, come on and bring it:
http://www.milehighreport.com/2009/12/14/1201158/the-dude-abides-its-limerick-time
We do this with divisional opponents, and thus far, we've had a good time with our friends over at Arrowhead Pride and Bolts From the Blue. Ever wanted to make fun of Elway? Or Orton? Or McDaniels? Do it this way and and not only will you be talking some good trash, but you'll be making everyone laugh in the process.
Perhaps we can make this a tradition. Look forward to seeing you over on the thread. And good luck this weekend.
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hey
broncos rule
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
by j-man on Dec 16, 2009 5:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm... TJ, it seems there are not enough intellegent fans left in Oakland to spell limerick...let alone write one.
I bet when they read this post they went outside to right their hammock.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 16, 2009 5:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Funny
Wait, no, it wasn’t really funny.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 16, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
at least we can spell intelligent!
lol!
by brhynno on Dec 17, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Gotta rec that.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i'll rec it too, now that wasn't exactly my intended spelling
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
by TJ Johnson on Dec 17, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I swear this site unspell checks our dialogue sometimes
It’s good for laughs most of the time!
by brhynno on Dec 18, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In my best Sam Elliot, "The Cowboy" voice:
I like your style, dude…
Ever attend any of them conventions? I heard those are off the hook parties!
by brhynno on Dec 18, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your refering to the 'road house' parties? Patrick Swayze had good technique
Son-of-Blanda
by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 18, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
.
JaMarcus is much like ‘The Hutt’
A large slug housed in a rutt.
He’s wealthy and fat,
Can’t argue with that,
Yet destined to side-line strut.
Gradkowski’s not nearly so fat,
As a back-up, not a bad cat.
But he’ll be in a daze,
Once caught in Doom’s gaze,
And his face hits the dirt with a splat.
And again I would like to thank Al,
As long as he lives He’s our Pal!!
He keeps all his Raiders,
Mired in deep craters,
And Joakland the Joke of all Cal.
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
by Mike Clark on Dec 16, 2009 6:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Denver
Denver is going to choke once again…Cause they suck…Did that rhyme?
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
by Remix. on Dec 16, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not quite.
Sons-of-Blanda gets it. Take a page from their playbook on this one. The idea is to talk smack with a limerick.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Girl, you don't need to be a 10, as long as you have a good smile and smell like bacon.
by kentuckybronco on Dec 16, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How Bout This
I let loose more pride in one little fart Than any Donkey fan has in their whole heart. You guys cant even finish the season. It like you just give up no fuckin reason. Well, Raider Nation never quits. We dont throw little hissy fits, we rep our team through and through. We dont go home and give up. Raider Nation is as strong as sundays refs were corrupt. You better watch when DMC flattens your pathetic little D. He’s a man. Unlike alot of you, Donkey Fan.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
by Remix. on Dec 16, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Yeah! my turn
Mr. Davis has a Goal
to destroy each Garish Foal
When his Men come out to Play
Pain and Bruises in their Sway
Filled-up Hearses leave Mile-High
Widowed Women Moan and Cry
Glorious West Coast Men in Black
Raider Nation has Come Back
Son-of-Blanda
by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 17, 2009 12:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Girl, you don't need to be a 10, as long as you have a good smile and smell like bacon.
by kentuckybronco on Dec 17, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In your dreams,
Cause you smoke crack!
LOL
Good one.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
denver bronco fans
would think of this…
Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is made up!!
by naq92 on Dec 19, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How is oakland the "joke of all call"?
I'm gametime_gsw, and I approve this message.
by gametime_gsw on Dec 17, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
why do bronco fans all talk shi*
i found a hilarious fact the other day
the raiders have 21 hall of fame players
the broncos have 4, john elway was the only one that was on the team his whole career
isnt that hilarious, wow and we suck
by raiderfan4life on Dec 16, 2009 7:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
You guys don't seem to get this.... it's supposed to rhyme.
What’s funny to me is the way
You rationalize your team’s play.
The raiders draft stars,
But the TEAM’s lost by far.
I’ll take WINS over the hall any day.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 16, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here go's
The Team Most Obscene
in its Orange and Blue
Is known by its Mule
with a shriveled old Tool
Their wanna be Fans
Throng to the Stands
Cause they’ve nothing better to do.
Son-of-Blanda
by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 16, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome. Have to rec this one!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
by TJ Johnson on Dec 16, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A glimmer of hope in raider nation.
Love it!
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 16, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So you want us to talk shit to each other while rhyming? do you know how freaking gay that is, do you want us to hold hands and hug too?.. is that how all of you get down?
I'm gametime_gsw, and I approve this message.
by gametime_gsw on Dec 17, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
If our Verses have offended
Think but This and all is Mended
That Being Men with Gift of Words
Not tongue-tied like stricken Turds
Thoughts Conveyed and Meaning Sure
Raider Nation will Endure.
Son-of-Blanda
by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 17, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
i do not get it etier
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
by j-man on Dec 17, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let me phrase this so you'll understand...
It’s not that our rhyming is gay.
It’s that trash talk in verse is a way
To show that you’re clever
WIth no need to ever
Say “shit, ass or fuck” all damn day.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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Fuckity fuck fucks
Denver fuckin sucks
Ya’ll cant keep up wit me
Donkey fans sit down to fucking pee
I got mad ryhming skills
Oaklands just flat out fucking kills
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
by Remix. on Dec 17, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THere's the true raider fan we've come to despise.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HaHa
No No..That Raider fan is my drunk uncle who ends up hitting an opposing fan at every game…And I mean EVERY game..Its funny..For us, not the Bronco/Brown/Charger/Chief/Jet/Eagle fan
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
by Remix. on Dec 17, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
even the wins?
that’s fucking classic, dude! I think I know that guy…
by brhynno on Dec 18, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
the donkeys smell so bad
that it makes their mamas sad
cause they never wipe their asses
and they drop all Orton’s passes
but their fans with their rants
carrying loads within their pants
still show up at the games
cause they all have shit for brains
Son-of-Blanda
by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 17, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
nice
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Girl, you don't need to be a 10, as long as you have a good smile and smell like bacon.
by kentuckybronco on Dec 16, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or
Who is this Mountain Host
With groundless claims they Boast
A Wildcard, Indeed – last Seed
But, no stronger than a Reed.
Now Oakland comes to Town
And Russell Can’t be Found
What will these Yokels Do
But soil themselves with Poo.
Son-of-Blanda
by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 16, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ode to the Black Hole
Your make-up is of silver and black.
Halloween drag queens stand back to back.
But at the end of three
you have no chance you see,
so each other you locos attack.
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
by TJ Johnson on Dec 16, 2009 9:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I wanna try
TJ JOHNSON,
What the hell were you thinkin
I’ll thrash you without even blinkin
Comin up in here
Man, Im worth more than the rock In Russels ear
Dont even try talkin smack
When yo team is just flat out wack
Oak Town Reppin
Ya’ll donkey fans best get steppin
DMC runnin it from sea to sea
Cant even compare with that lame ass D
You must not see
You aint be nothin compared to me
Raider Nation comin to the Mile High Fans
Silver and Black fillin up yo stands
Dont be afraid of the Us
Try not to bitch and moan
Cause Oaktown be in the endzone
Tom Cables be breakin faces
DMC winnin all the races
When you see Charlie Frye destroy you
Try to not cry and and say boo hoo hoo
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
by Remix. on Dec 16, 2009 10:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Remix, now you are a bad motha! This is what I'm talkin' bout!! Awesome, man!
I knew there existed some kick ass raider fans! Excellent.
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
by TJ Johnson on Dec 16, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Had to hit em with this one
Recently we’ve had some rough times with J-Russ
And yes you could say that some of our picks have been busts
But if i was a bronco fan my temper would be shortened
Cause at least we didnt trade Jay Cutler for KYLE ORTON
by mekanikal on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Worst part about that is,
we would do the trade again without the first round picks.
Denver rookie head coach Josh McDaniels doesn't have a grasp on how to build a team." - John Clayton, April 23rd, 2009
by diviesti on Dec 19, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Really when i think of Denver the first thing that comes to mind is...
Our wins this year lets not count them
Jamarcus’s haters just doubt him
But we still have our pride
Soon Raider Nation will rise
Denver reminds me of Broke Back Mountain
by mekanikal on Dec 17, 2009 4:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
California > Colorado
You say that Raiders fans act silly
With our costumes and face paint, but really..
When the game ends
We are normal again
But you guys remain Hillbillies
by mekanikal on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Ouch..
Nice one.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe next year
The Broncos start out six and O
Then straight down the toilet they go
And within an instant
Their win streak went missing
Back to the Loss column they go
by mekanikal on Dec 17, 2009 5:15 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe this year and next year combined
Charlie Frye will throw so many picks
Raiders fans might as well watch NetFlix
Cuz Jokeland will lose
Forcing you to booze
The Raiders need 2 years to win six
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. - Albert Einstein
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein
by c_style on Dec 18, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Denver is going down, When Oakland is coming to town!
Russell’s on the depth chart, but why?
When we got a dude named Chuck Frye
He’ll come off the bench,
treat Denver’s D like his wench
and Bronco Nation won’t be feeling Mile High
Some MHR’s say McD is the answer
All the Nation knows JRock is cancer
Though we’re not very sure, Charlie Frye is the cure
Be sure we won’t spoil? no you can’t, Sir!
by brhynno on Dec 17, 2009 8:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
Thanks for that.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
brhynno...
…that is as good as it gets, sir!
I have no response to that.
Vinny Gambini: "Ms. Vito, Can you tell the court what this is a picture of?"
Ms. Vito: "Ya know what it's of"
by Bronco_Fan_Tom on Dec 17, 2009 10:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I have to say, I look forward to Bronc week to speak with you all. You're a classy bunch of Denver fans
I haven’t been able to say that to many of the Bronco fans I already know! I’ve always looked forward to JMan’s ability to break down games better than Madden in fewer words somehow. And he’s always right, often to the Nation’s chagrin!
We appreciate the banter, and look forward to a great game this week. If we must go down, I’d much rather see the Chargers eat shit! Glad to see Mr. Marshall embrace this rare opportunity he has to be an NFL player. He can be all-time if he keeps his head right.
by brhynno on Dec 18, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
With J-Russ, anything is an improvement, I guess....
Let’s look at the Bills and the Browns.
They FAIL, it’s clear, all around.
So what does Al do?
Get an outcast or two!
JP Losman and Frye are such CLOWNS.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 4:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
HaHa
I love this Blog Rap battle thing. Silver and Black Pride should do this more often..I got some nasty ryhmes for the Browns
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
by Remix. on Dec 17, 2009 8:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff, remix.
Thanks for playing along.
-Harvey J. Neptune
"Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi
by HarvJNep2n on Dec 17, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
An ode to Al Davis
Let’s all hope Al’s heart keeps on tickin
Ensuring a Raiders butt kickin
For while he is alive
Silver & Black will not thrive
Many more laughs at his first round pickin
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. - Albert Einstein
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein
by c_style on Dec 18, 2009 8:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Cellar Dwellers
The Broncos come Sunday will play stellar
We’ll put those Raiders down like Old Yeller
It’s like they’re in prison
Within their division
Locked year after year in the cellar
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. - Albert Einstein
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein
by c_style on Dec 18, 2009 8:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

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