The Greatness of Al Davis
by singh_is_king on May 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT
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Al Davis doesn't read playbooks. He stares them down unitl he gets the information he wants.
Al Davis doesn't sleep...he waits
Al Davis can kill 2 stones with 1 49er
Al Davis has counted to infinity...twice
Al Davis CAN divide by zero
Al Davis invented silver and black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Jed York invented pink
Al Davis grinds his coffee with his rage and boils it with his rage
Al Davis won Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Jed York didnt.
Al Davis doesnt wear a watch...he decides what time
They once made a "Al Davis Toilet Paper" but there was a problem--it didnt take shit from anyone
Al Davis doesnt dream...he's too busy giving 49er fans nightmares
Divide Al Davis by zero and you will get one...one badass that is
Al Davis will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt foolish enough to attack him
Al Davis never asks the question "Who your daddy?"...because he already knows the answer
When Al Davis was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Al Davis
Al Davis can sneeze with his eyes open.
There is no Control button on Al Davis's computer. Al Davis is always in control
Al Davis stared evil in the face and it backed down
Al Davis put the laughter in manslaughter
Go Raiders!
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Every Chuck Norris Joke
copyright infringed and Al Davis placed instead. Nice. lol
I like to believe my best HITS border on Felonious ASSAULT
-Jack Tatum
Nice post
Funny lines you got there man.
Amazing, Jamarcus Russell hands off to McFadden who pitches it back to Russell who finds Darrius Heyward Bey in the Middle of the Field wide open 30, 20,10,5 Touchdown Raiders! Amazing. This telecast is Brought to you by Cable.
This was funny
Al Davis put the laughter in manslaughter
J-Mac got arm, D-Mac is unique, DHB got the hands, and he can move his feet.
Niners got Hill, he is really cheap, now they got Crabtree, hey don't fall asleep.
ALL HAIL
The King Al Davis. Long live His greatness
Jed York
i’m pretty sure hes the 49ers owner. Thanks for the comments GO RAIDERS!!!!!!
Al Davis doesnt sleep...he waits
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