When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Al Davis.

 Al Davis doesn't read playbooks. He stares them down unitl he gets the information he wants.

Al Davis doesn't sleep...he waits

Al Davis can kill 2 stones with 1 49er

Al Davis has counted to infinity...twice

Al Davis CAN divide by zero

Al Davis invented silver and black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Jed York invented pink

Al Davis grinds his coffee with his rage and boils it with his rage

Al Davis won Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Jed York didnt.

Al Davis doesnt wear a watch...he decides what time

They once made a "Al Davis Toilet Paper" but there was a problem--it didnt take shit from anyone

Al Davis doesnt dream...he's too busy giving 49er fans nightmares

Divide Al Davis by zero and you will get one...one badass that is

Al Davis will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt foolish enough to attack him

Al Davis never asks the question "Who your daddy?"...because he already knows the answer

When Al Davis was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Al Davis

Al Davis can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no Control button on Al Davis's computer. Al Davis is always in control

Al Davis stared evil in the face and it backed down

Al Davis put the laughter in manslaughter

Go Raiders!