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The Greatness of Al Davis

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Al Davis.

 Al Davis doesn't read playbooks. He stares them down unitl he gets the information he wants.

Al Davis doesn't sleep...he waits

Al Davis can kill 2 stones with 1 49er

Al Davis has counted to infinity...twice

Al Davis CAN divide by zero

Al Davis invented silver and black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Jed York invented pink

Al Davis grinds his coffee with his rage and boils it with his rage

Al Davis won Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Jed York didnt.

Al Davis doesnt wear a watch...he decides what time

They once made a "Al Davis Toilet Paper" but there was a problem--it didnt take shit from anyone

Al Davis doesnt dream...he's too busy giving 49er fans nightmares

Divide Al Davis by zero and you will get one...one badass that is

Al Davis will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt foolish enough to attack him

Al Davis never asks the question "Who your daddy?"...because he already knows the answer

When Al Davis was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Al Davis

Al Davis can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no Control button on Al Davis's computer. Al Davis is always in control

Al Davis stared evil in the face and it backed down

Al Davis put the laughter in manslaughter

 

Go Raiders!

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Every Chuck Norris Joke

copyright infringed and Al Davis placed instead. Nice. lol

I like to believe my best HITS border on Felonious ASSAULT
-Jack Tatum

by DarksideJU08 on May 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice post

Funny lines you got there man.

Amazing, Jamarcus Russell hands off to McFadden who pitches it back to Russell who finds Darrius Heyward Bey in the Middle of the Field wide open 30, 20,10,5 Touchdown Raiders! Amazing. This telecast is Brought to you by Cable.

by nishal26 on May 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why did al cross the road

cuz he does wut he damn well wants to do

by nateoak10 on May 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This was funny

Al Davis put the laughter in manslaughter

J-Mac got arm, D-Mac is unique, DHB got the hands, and he can move his feet.
Niners got Hill, he is really cheap, now they got Crabtree, hey don't fall asleep.

by Rayder K on May 7, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you like that shirt

from tshirt hell?

Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!

by mikesd1981 on May 9, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was laughs

Who the hell is Jed York?
             WIN lose OR TIE RAIDERS TILL I DIE !!!!

by 8fog3town1 on May 8, 2009 1:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...one of the owners for the 9ers

Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!

by mikesd1981 on May 9, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALL HAIL

The King Al Davis. Long live His greatness

by The Autumn Wind on May 8, 2009 9:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Al is the MAN

one of the greatest football minds in history.

Funny post

by S-n-B4life on May 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jed York

i’m pretty sure hes the 49ers owner. Thanks for the comments GO RAIDERS!!!!!!

Al Davis doesnt sleep...he waits

by singh_is_king on May 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

How about 3 Raiders Super Bowls in a six year period with very different rosters?

by rightnasty on May 9, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Al Davis doesn’t connect cables, he hires them.

Just win, baby!

by trentemoeller on May 10, 2009 5:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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