Richard Seymour does the world a favor, punches Roethlisberger in the throat

I would like to take this time to thank Richard Seymour for punching Ben Roethlisberger in the throat during the Steelers 35-3 victory over the Raiders this weekend. I truly believe the world would be a better place if this happened more often. Unfortunately, due to the unfair nature of the NFL, he will likely be unjustly fined for his heroic actions.

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We have different definitions of "heroic actions"

It was boneheaded, and even he knows it.

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.

by craig in calgary on Nov 21, 2010 8:33 PM PST reply actions

Ben needed to get punched, it seemed to wake him up. Maybe he just needed a good punch to get him back on track.

by Phantaskippy on Nov 21, 2010 11:39 PM PST reply actions

The wolrd has waited for this to happen

May we all rejoice that the rapist/punk/ generally annoying person got what he had coming

Seymour, your a great american

‎"There is nothing like a wise phrase or quote to help convince others that your decision makes sense." - Anon

"If you're ever in a fair fight, then your tactics suck." ಠ_ಠ

by dubzfan on Nov 21, 2010 11:44 PM PST reply actions

talk shit and get smacked

life and the football field as well….

ben is a puss. open handed smack w/ a helmet on and he goes down like a 6 foot 5 pile of turd…

by rat, el rat, mr. rat, the rat on Nov 22, 2010 7:55 AM PST reply actions

Yes, Seymour is judge, jury and executioner..

…What an intelligent fellow he must be.

by UnclecoolD on Nov 22, 2010 3:20 PM PST reply actions

But, it wasn't to the throat; if it had been they would have carried Ben's corpse out feet first. No, just to the lantern jaw

and ben went down just like that. Seymour needs to bring that shot into his regular game; it reminded my of Bruce Lee’s short punch, very effective shock.

S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.

by Sons-of-Blanda on Nov 22, 2010 10:28 PM PST reply actions

Loved that post

My only regret was that Seymour didn’t use a closed fist and put all 310 pounds behind it.

Although perhaps a pimp slap was more appropriate. Roethlisberger doesn’t deserve Seymour’s best shot.

I have to think every father in America was overjoyed to see that unless they are inveterate Raider haters or Steelers fans. Some guys hereabouts would send their daughter into the bathroom stall with Ben and think it a proud moment.

Kamerion Wimbley is the truth

by Raybin on Nov 23, 2010 6:46 AM PST reply actions

What a great punch i was too

i think i’ve watched it 100 times.

NOBODY FUCK WITH THE RAIDAAAAAHHHHSSSS

"We want to win. The Raider fans deserve it. The Raider players deserve it, even my organization deserves it. You have to win and you have to win with a vision for the Super Bowl. That's our passion here." - Al Davis

by Ozraider on Nov 26, 2010 2:07 AM PST reply actions