Rather than post another worthless mock draft, I will post my as current as possible projected Raiders lineup based off of who we do have. Also included will be who I want gone NOW.
Offense
QB-Bruce "The Angry Polack" Gradkowski
RB-Michael Bush
WR1-Chaz Schilens
WR2-Louis Murphy
WR3-DHB
LT-Khalif Barnes
LG-Robert Gallery
C-Chris Morris
RG-Samsonite Satele
RT-Mario Henderson
TE-Zach Miller
Who should be gone: Erik Pears who cannot block wind, JLH who cannot take a hit from a featherduster, and the obvious one
Defense
RDE-Dick "Zenya" Seymour
NT-Tommy Kelly
UT-Desmond Bryant
LDE-Kamerion Wimbley/Matt Shaughnessy
WLB-Thomas Howard
MLB-Trevor Scott
SLB-Kirk Morrison
CB1-The awesome one
CB2-Chris Johnson
CB3-ABSR (anybody but Stanford Routt)
SS-Tyvon Branch
FS-Mike Mitchell
Who should be gone: Routt who cannot cover toast with butter if given a knife butter and a piece that was half done, Hiram Eugene who got slapped by a b**** which I believe is against pimp code
KR-DHB and Nick Miller
PR-D-Mac
K and P already set
You might think some of these are unusual. Some of you are looking at this screaming. I might possibly agree with some of your assessments. But rather than walk around in fairytale land, I wanted an unbiased,not-who-is-Al-drafting-in-my-wet-dreams look at what we have. So to hell with McNabb, to hell with Morrison, to hell with all the damn fantasizing. Until we take a REALISTIC look at what we have we cannot possibly draft well. And FYI, Al is going to draft someone who will make us all wonder how much he has left upstairs. Its just a matter of when in the draft. Personally I will wait until draft day now to assess who we drafted. Maybe its cabin fever, maybe its my college classes taking a toll. I'll check on this in a week, but I guarandamntee it that most will post their mock draft. And I will highly disregard them. This is about who we DO have. Lets focus on that and maybe prepare ourselves for the draft that will make us simultaneously ecstatic and pissed at the same time. That is all.
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Do you agree that, based off of CURRENT personnel, this is accurate?
Absolutely (28 votes)
Hell no! (20 votes)
Don't care, You are a prick! (11 votes)
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