A Real Mock Contest

by Rich Langford on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 PM PDT

I have found that a little wagering always makes things more interesting. With that in mind, let's spice up the draft a little. This wager shall be for something worth far more than money. This wager shall be for the pride of the coveted title of Draft Master! The person who collects the most correct picks in their first round mock gains the right to call themselves Draft Master until next year's draft. This title will be indisputable and can be thrown in the faces of others during any dispute, debate or any other time the title holder feels it will be warranted or fun. Post your 1st round mock in the comments and then post your correct number when the festivities are over.

To negate trades a pick will be counted as correct if the player goes in the number slotted or to the team.

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The draft answers:

1. St. Louis Rams: Sam Bradford
2. Detroit Lions: Nadmfkfkdid (sp?) Suh
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Gerald McCoy
4. Washington Redskins: Russell Okung
5. Kansas City Chiefs: Bryan Bulaga
6. Seattle Seahawks: Trent Williams
7. Cleveland Browns: Eric Berry
8. Oakland Raiders: Dan Williams
9. Buffalo Bills: Jimmy Clausen
10. Jacksonville Jaguars: Brandon Graham
11. Denver Broncos: Rolando McClain
12. Miami Dolphins: Demaryius Thomas
13. San Francisco 49ers: Joe Haden
14. Seattle Seahawks: Ryan Mathews
15. New York Giants: Jason Pierre-Paul
16. Tennessee Titans: Kyle Wilson
17. San Francisco 49ers: Mike Iupati
18. Pittsburgh Steelers: Maurkice Pouncey
19. Atlanta Falcons: Derrick Morgan
20. Houston Texans: CJ Spiller
21. Cincinnati Bengals: Jermaine Gresham
22. New England Patriots: Earl Thomas
23. Green Bay Packers: Jerry Hughes
24. Philadelphia Eagles: Devin McCourty
25. Baltimore Ravens: Kareem Jackson
26. Arizona Cardinals: Sean Weatherspoon
27. Dallas Cowboys: Dez Bryant
28. San Diego Chargers: Jared Odrick
29. New York Jets: Patrick Robinson
30. Minnesota Vikings: Chris Cook
31. Indianapolis Colts: Rodger Saffold
32. New Orleans Saints: Brian Price

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions

Wow! What a draft! Apparently a bucnch of GM's fucked up because I only got 9 right.

The first 3 then the French sack master to the G-men. Our favorite guard to the cross town rivals. Our favorite center getting Rapelisberger’s (if he’s lucky) hands on his nut sack in Steel town. Gresham to the Bengals. Dez Bryant to the Boys compliments of my trade rule and Odrick in the 28 hole.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on Apr 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope you're total is closer than Suh's given name. This is a spendid idea - but, dammit, I've got to do some work

and hate doing this half-assed.

by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 22, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions

Probably should've posted this a few days earlier, but the idea just came to me.

I have to admit, I cheated. I did mine last night. Screw work though. This is the NFL Draft we are talking about here!

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on Apr 22, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Big 32

1. Rams- Sam Bradford
2. Lions- Gerald McCoy
3. Bucs- Ndamukong Suh
4. Redskins- Trent Williams
5. Queefs- Eric Berry
6. Seattle- Russell Okung
7. Browns- Joe Haden
8. Raiders- Mike Iupati
9. Bills- Brian Bulaga
10. Jags- Rolando McClain
11. Donkeys- Dez Bryant
12. Miami- Derrick Morgan
13. SF- Earl Thomas
14. Seattle- Jimmy Clausen
15. NYG- C.J. Spiller
16. Titans- Tyson Alualu
17. SF- Anthony Davis
18. Pittsburgh- Maurkice Pouncey
19. ATL- Jahvid Best
20. Houston- Ryan Matthews
21. Bengals- Golden Tate
22. NE- Dan Williams
23. GB- Sergio kindle
24. Eagles- Kyle Wilson
25. Baltimore- Taylor Mays
26. Arizona- Sean Weatherspoon
27. Dallas- Charlie Brown
28. Super Chokers- Terrance Cody
29. NYJ- Carlos Dunlap
30. Minnesota- Daryl Washington
31. Indy- Jon Asamoah
32. New Orleans- Jason Pierre-Paul

Don't Trade Nnamdi Idiots!!!
Bring Back Bruce!!!

by B.A.Armstrong on Apr 22, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions

I think you might have won....

Phillip Rivers Is A Fag.

by JaKe. on Apr 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm Proud of this One

1.Rams QB Sam Bradford
2.Lions OT Russell Okung
3.Bucs DT Ndamukong Suh
4.Redskins OT Trent Williams
5.Chiefs S Eric Berry
6.Seahawks DT Gerald McCoy
7.Browns CB Joe Haden
8.Raiders QB Jimmy Clausen
9.Bills OT Bryan Bulaga
10.Jaguars ILB Rolando McClain
11.Broncos WR Dez Bryant
12.Dolphins NT Dan Williams
13.49ers S Earl Thomas
14.Seahawks RB CJ Spiller
15.Giants G Mike Iupati
16.Titans DE Jason Pierre-Paul
17.49ers OT Anthony Davis
18.Steelers C/G Maurkice pouncey
19.Falcons DE Derrick Morgan
20.Texans RB Ryan Mathews
21.Bengals TE Jermaine Gresham
22.Patriots DE/OLB Jerry Hughes
23.Packers OT Charles Brown
24.Eagles DE/OLB Brandon Graham
25.Ravens DE/DT Jared Odrick
26.Cardinals OLB Sean Witherspoon
27.Cowboys S Taylor Mays
28.Chargers NT Terrance Cody
29.Jets NT Linval Joseph
30.Vikings CB Kyle Wilson
31.Colts OT Roger Saffold
32.Saints DE Everson Griffin

by NYraider29 on Apr 22, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

I think you nailed it haha

Phillip Rivers Is A Fag.

by JaKe. on Apr 22, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

He didn't Nail shit.

If we draft Clausen with our first pick i will drink myself to sleep. He will get recked unless we repair our line With a solid LT. No to Mike Iupati we need a tackle if we did draft him we would have the most money invested in guards in the league with the worst starting tackles.

by raiderfan21 on Apr 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions

So you obviously dont like Mario Henderson...

But why? He was superb when Gallery was next to him..I feel a strong interior will make the outside guys play alot better as well..Although I think picking a RT later on would be smart.

Phillip Rivers Is A Fag.

by JaKe. on Apr 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions

exactly

people seem to forget we had an injury plagued line this year….smh we can draft best available oline second pick….draft in 5min lets seeeeee

by NYraider29 on Apr 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Okie Dokie...

1.Rams QB Sam Bradford
2.Lions OT Ndamukong Suh
3.Bucs DT Gerald McCoy
4.Redskins S Eric Berry
5.Chiefs OT Russell Okung
6.Seahawks OT Trent Williams
7.Browns CB Kyle WIlson
8.Raiders QB Jimmy Clausen
9.Bills OT Anthony Davis
10.Jaguars DE Jason Pierre Paul
11.Broncos C Maurkice Pouncey
12.Dolphins DE Derrick Morgan
13.49ers OT Brian Bulaga
14.Seahawks RB CJ Spiller
15.Giants MLB Rolando McClain
16.Titans DE Brandon Graham
17.49ers CB Joe Haden
18.Steelers OG Mike Iupati
19.Falcons LB Sean Weatherspoon
20.Texans RB Ryan Mathews
21.Bengals TE Jermaine Gresham
22.Patriots WR Demaryius Thomas
23.Packers OT Charles Brown
24.Eagles S Earl Thomas
25.Ravens DT Dan Williams
26.Cardinals OLB Jerry Hughes
27.Cowboys WR Dez Bryant
28.Chargers DE/DT Bryan Price
29.Jets DE/DT Jared Odrick
30.Vikings CB Patrick Robinson
31.Colts OT Roger Saffold
32.Saints S taylor Mays

by BlackHole77 on Apr 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions

My Picks:

1. St. Louis Rams: Sam Bradford (Should Be Suh)
2. Detroit Lions: Suh
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: McCoy
4. Washington Redskins: Okung
5. Kansas City Chiefs: Trent Williams
6. Seattle Seahawks: Eric Berry
7. Cleveland Browns: Clausen
8. Oakland Raiders: Mike Iupati
9. Buffalo Bills: Bryan Bulaga
10. Jacksonville Jaguars: Rolando McClain
11. Denver Broncos: Derrick Morgan
12. Miami Dolphins: Dan Williams
13. San Francisco 49ers: Joe Haden
14. Seattle Seahawks: Dez Bryant
15. New York Giants: Jason Pierre-Paul
16. Tennessee Titans: Kyle Wilson
17. San Francisco 49ers: Anthony Davis
18. Pittsburgh Steelers: Maurkice Pouncey
19. Atlanta Falcons:Charles Brown
20. Houston Texans: CJ Spiller
21. Cincinnati Bengals: Earl Thomas
22. New England Patriots: Sergio Kindle
23. Green Bay Packers: Taylor Mays
24. Philadelphia Eagles: Devin McCourty
25. Baltimore Ravens: Kareem Jackson
26. Arizona Cardinals: Sean Weatherspoon
27. Dallas Cowboys: Jared Odrick
28. San Diego Chargers: Brandon Graham
29. New York Jets: Golden Tate
30. Minnesota Vikings: Chris Cook
31. Indianapolis Colts: Javid Best
32. New Orleans Saints: Everson Griffen

It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09

by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions

Im gonna say 1 thing...

Jared Odrick is going to NE…He’s a great 3-4 DE, and patriotguy says they love him over there..

Phillip Rivers Is A Fag.

by JaKe. on Apr 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions

Im gonna win....

1. St. Louis Rams: Sam Bradford
2. Detroit Lions: Kong Suh
3. Tampa Bay Bucaneers: McCoy
4. Washinton Redskins: Eric Berry
5. Kansas City Chiefs: Russell Okung
6. Seattle Seahawks: Trent Williams
7. Cleveland Browns: Joe Haden
8. OAKLAND RAIDERS!: Mike Iupati
9. Buffalo Bills: Bryan Buluga
10. Jacksonville Jaguars: Dan Williams
11. Denver Broncos: Rolando McClain
12. Miami Dolphins: Derrick Morgan
13. San Francico 49ers: Jimmy Clausen
14. Seattle Seahawks: CJ Spiller
15. New York Giants: Brandon Graham
16. Tennessee Titans: Jason Pierre-Paul
17. San Franciso 49ers: Anthony Davis
18. Pittsburgh Steelers: Maurkice Pouncey
19. Atlanta Falcons: Everson Griffen
20. Houston Texans: Earl Thomas
21. Cincinatti Bengals: Jermaine Gresham
22. New England Patriots: Jared Odrick
23. Green Bay Packers: Taylor Mays
24. Philadelphia Eahles: Devin McCourty
25. Baltimore Ravens: Kareem Jackson
26. Arizona Cardinals: Sean Weatherspoon
27. Dallas Cowboys: Sergio Kindle
28. San Diego Chargers: Ryan Mathews
29. New York Jets: Golden Tate
30. Minnesota Vikings: Brian Price
31. Indianapolis Colts: Charles Brown
32. New Orleans Saints: Daryl Washington