John Clayton Reports: Raiders Preparing To Release JaMarcus Russell
UPDATE: Comcast Sports Net is reporting that it could be as soon as tonight.
Thanks to word2bigbird for first reporting this:
Clayton said it is not a matter of if, but when Russell will be cut. He also said the team could release Russell before Oakland’s minicamp, which runs Friday through Sunday, and that there is no trade market for him. The Raiders will save more than $6 million if they cut Russell this year.
First of all, I tend to trust what John Clayton says.
Second, with the way that the Raiders operated during last week's draft, this move would perfectly follow suit.
Cutting JaMarcus Russell would cut 6.5 million off of this year's targeted salary and would allow the team to go after a DT or veteran wide receiver.
The move would also show that the Raiders have turned a corner with hoe they are ruining running this franchise.
One has to believe that the vibe surrounding the Oakland Raiders is changing and that Oakland is looking much more attractive to players who are not interested in playing for cellar dwellers. This will definitely be the case once JaMarcus Russell is cut.
Once JaMarcus Russell is cut, you may want to get your season tickets back ASAP or you may be shut out this year.
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I never had any doubts
It was clear the minute Campbell was extended a 2nd year that Russell would be gone. Of course, if Russell restructured his contract and in fact had been practicing and working out I am sure they would keep him, but nothing he has ever done has suggested he would change his ways.
I will be so relieved when they finally cut him, he has been a drag on the franchise from day one when he held out. A lot of guys are busts but usually because they were over hyped, Russell is a bust because he is undisciplined and lazy. I have no doubts that within 10 years Russell will have squandered all the money he made and will be down and out, his posse will have deserted him, and his bling will have long ago been sold. It will end badly, of that I have no doubt.
Maybe
the Redskins will take him! Thats a great idea!
Refuse to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death
Everything is developing on some master plan time line as though our coaches, staff and Al are all suddenly very wise
I believe they are working in a committee and reasoning everything out like we try to do here. Perhaps they even use this blog to take the vital signs of the Nation in their deliberations.
Yes, but by means of group synergy. Maybe because Cable isn't a domineering HC and Jackson & Waffle have, with him,
formed a think tank that gains leverage and is also being permitted by Al – who only wants to win now (who has a focused goal and diminished peripheral agenda).
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Then Al will Rise Up to usurp the reigns of power:
Trading Cable away for 70 bajillion dollars…Only to call and ask him back…
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not what Randy Hanson says about Cable!
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but didn't Randy also say that Mr. Rogers Neighborhood was his favorite action adventure show?
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Rogers was a War Vet with tattoo sleeves on both arms.
Hence the long sleeved shirts all the time..
Phillip Rivers Is A Douche
When My pops told me that, It blew my fucking mind haha
I watched that show literally allll the time
Phillip Rivers Is A Douche
is this a confession or some type of catharsis?
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Won't you be my neighbor?

Nah…that’s alright, dude
Mr Rogers does kick ass though and I heard that about his past too.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that weirdo. I'd sooner let my kids watch cage fighting but my sister claims he's a positive influence
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard Mr Rogers was an ex-Marine sniper....
Then I heard it was urban legend.
Do whatever you want to the girl but leave ME alone!!!!!!- G Carlin
I believe they do
The Jason Campbell thing was my brainchild weeks ago.
heh, the power of the written word.
My evil plan.
Refuse to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death
Oddly enough:
If you do searches for players on the internet, most times you will find Blog postings with links to photos and videos. Blogs are actually help begin the scouting process. So is You Tube
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
Where
are the few JaBloatAssMaximus sycophants now? I hear no more “he needs an O line to protect him” no more “he wasn’t given a chance” blah fucking blah. The Bust is dead long live the bust!
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 27, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wait
"he needs an O line to protect him" "he wasn’t given a chance"
Are you talking about Russell or Jason Campbell?
Same thing many of us Skins fans have been saying for years…
It is nice to not have to worry that we are getting a system QB!
And we are definitely talking about Russell. He got so bad, even his apologists ran out of things to offer.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Next stop:
CFL
"It's like Will Smith, remember the Fresh Prince? Get the ball don't let nobody else shoot? That's kinda what the offense can be sometimes, and they're just standing around waiting for Monta to make a play"
-MT2
by golden_solitude on Apr 27, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
I am thinking he'll be taking buses in the new Arena League
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fatbastard
should be tied to it and running with it OR pushing the sonofabitch up the hills when they run out of gas money.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Or parking the bus
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
he IS the bus
tatum, davidson, romanowski, wisniewski...LET'S GET NASTIER!!!!
by angelesoterica on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If Russell tried to park a bus he would miss and probably kill someone.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No need to diss the AFL
better QB play than JR by far.
tatum, davidson, romanowski, wisniewski...LET'S GET NASTIER!!!!
by angelesoterica on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly
He needs to more mobile to play up here in the Caca Football League. He has the right arm but nothing else. He could drive the snow plow for the field.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 27, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
JaMarcus "Zambonie" Russell
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell no he goes to the CFL, they pay chump change and we all know what Russell was after since day 1.
He’ll risk injury, his mama says no, “He’s ma baby”, “You have enough money as it is baby”
The RaiderLaker
Yeah
Nail on the head again I have no doubt
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I was watching when he said this and I took it only as a passing comment.
I don’t think this has any more weight than what everyone else has said once we got Campbell. It’s just a logical conclusion to the moves we’ve made, but I doubt he has insider information.
…I do hope and think he will be cut this week just based on the logic of the situation.
Cable Bumaye! Raiders Bumaye!
Then oakland will home of the Hendersons and Campbells
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye, and the Laphroaigs an Lagavulins
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a Bloody Campbell by direct lineage: An' I couldn't be happier
My grandmother is Beryl Campbell
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
[Sensei /Hanshi] Sid Campbell was one of my best friends - RIP Sid
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Al loves the relatives. Remember the Tuiasosopo's?
tatum, davidson, romanowski, wisniewski...LET'S GET NASTIER!!!!
by angelesoterica on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel sorry for Jamarcus
I maen both his grandma and uncle passed away during his years with Oakland but that is no excuse for his lack of effort or care. I like this guy as a QB but his time here is done I hope he realizes that you need to work hard to accomplish something maybe he will learn the in some other league becuase no other team in the NFL is stupid enough to get this guy except the 49er’s.
"The Silver and Black are Back" -Greg Papa 2002 AFC Championship game
The good ones use that as fuel for the fire. Remember Favre after his dad died?
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Apr 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to not remember that!
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t feel sorry for him. It was on him. JaMarcus Russell was the reason JaMarcus Russell failed.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i feel sorry for jamarcus also
poor guy made 30miilion dollars for doing nothing. Has all the physical abilities that most people would give their left nut for. Could care less about the envious position he is in etc etc etc.
I totally understand why you feel sorry for him
by rat, el rat, mr. rat, the rat on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
RUSSELL LEAVES, RAIDERS WIN
ONCE WE GET RID OF THIS GUY WE GOT A TEAM. WE CAN WIN THE WEST WITH THE CHARGERS LOSING EVERYBODY AND DENVER GETTING WORSE. KC HAS NO CHANCE. WE GOT OUR QB’S BRUCE AND CAMPBELL. OLINE GOT BETTER WITH THE NEW ROOKIE CAMPBELL. TE WITH MILLER. WRS WITH DHB JLH AND MURPHY. BUSH AND MCFADDEN AT RB. DLINE WITH SEYMOUR KELLY RICHARDSON AND HOUSTON. LBS WITH MCCLAIN BROWN HOWARD. CBS WITH ASOMUGHA AND JOHNSON. SAFTIES WITH HUFF AND BRANCH
Gotta admit to feeling the warm fuzzies
but QB play is still the keystone here. JR was so bad that Grad looked the messiah in his stead. The Oline, hell, the whole damn TEAM stepped it up when Bruce grabbed the helm.
Yet, I can’t help but recall an announcer speculating on how many Bruce completions could(would) have been INTs had polamalu been in the game v.s steelers; he was right.
I’m a big BG advocate, he deserves the starter shot over JC based on TEAM support alone.
Let him prove himself before relegating him to back up purgatory . Campbell wasn’t exactly kicking ass in spite of adversity in WAS.
All I am saying, is give Bruce a chance!!!!!!!!(health withstanding)!!!!!!!
Do whatever you want to the girl but leave ME alone!!!!!!- G Carlin
Good Riddance
Being a hardcore raider fan since the 70’s I don’t need to say how painful the day to day, year to year experience with J-off-the-Marcus experiment has been. Given all the natural ability God could give a player to see how he has wasted it is unforgivable. The way the team responded to Bruce lets you know what the locker room thinks. Guys like Murph and Nmandi who play every down like its their last make you want this fat son of bitch out of town.
Welcome Jason and be patient Bruce its a long season and we know you can win if given a chance. Rolando and the rest of the D. I’m personally looking forward to the Silver and Black to raise up and dominate and intimidate like the days of old.
Cable you remind me of a young Madden – don’t give shit attitude but knows his players and his football. Props to you for hanging in there through the shit and legitimately trying to make this team better.
by Silverandblack4life on Apr 27, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
This draft and the eventual move to get rid of Russell are going to turn the team around.
Players and analyst’s won’t be able to rag on us anymore and talk about how dysfuncional our team is. Davis, or whoever, is making changes and they realize it’s time to cut the crap and get real players and guys that are willing to work their butts off to win.
raiders on nfl total access tonite-asomaugh,w. sapp. rod woodson
i watched the 4pm show after watching goldman sachs. its a good show and alot of positive comments were made by all. woodson thinks russell should be cut too! woodson said that only 2 teams got an grade A on the draft. raiders and seahawks!
if you get a chance to watch it you will really enjoy being a fan of the raiders!
by sports with steve on Apr 27, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Don't we need a DB coach? If we do, Rod's the guy!
tatum, davidson, romanowski, wisniewski...LET'S GET NASTIER!!!!
by angelesoterica on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a great show,
but Warren “fatass” Sapp is still a hater, predicted only 5 wins for the Raiders this year, even with all the new additions. Woodsen gave us 8 wins this year and Nnamdi woldn’t guess.
When I want Mel Kipers opinion, I'll fucking give it to him !
Me
When they drafted him i was so happy our franchise would turn around
now 30 mil down the drain i really hate this guy
he will never be more than a bust
go to burger king
get the hell out of oakland
Great news!!!!
Let’s hope it’s true
It is sad but desperately needed—cut our loses and move on
"You been putting it up your whole life. You just didnt know it" Anton Chigurh
Talk to the Big Man
Since Drafty Claus was so good to Raiders fans this year we can get him to talk to Cutty Claus to grant us this one wish.
J Russell
I agree with the comment from last year about JR he should have arested for impersonating a quarterback and taking all the money. The addition of Campbell and the great draft done this year my Hat is off the Raider Organizationonce again a really great draft . a Raider fan fron Frank Youl Field and will die a Raider fan, but Al do us one more good deed please cut JR right a away and you will fill more seats quicker.
FYF
Wasn’t Frank Youell Field great? I was eight when I went to my first Raiders game there and the first time I took a pee in a trough…
by Mallard Davis on Apr 27, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
When are the Raiders going to have the press conference for the rookies and Jason Campbell?
It seems like every other team in the NFL has had theirs a while ago except for us.
This is not good
Who is gonna throw the 75 yd vertical bomb down the field to dhb? I dont think cambell can throw it that far. sad day…
by rat, el rat, mr. rat, the rat on Apr 27, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
haha lmao Campbell has one of the strongest arms in the league. He's able to throw as far as Russell, and maybe even further. If not as far or further, he does throw an accurate deepa ball.
Oh yeah! Well, Russell can throw even further than that. He has to be on his back to do it though b/c that's how he trained
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe that's why he did so bad-He was used to hitting his knees before he threw the pigskin
tatum, davidson, romanowski, wisniewski...LET'S GET NASTIER!!!!
by angelesoterica on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
At least when he starts his next career he will already be used to getting on his knees.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
http://eaglesmix.com/2010/04/eagles-interested-in-jamarcus-russell.html
Earlier, I read that the Bengals are discussing him as a possibility, and so do the 49s.
No need to be sorry for JR.
Have you SEEN what the Eagles fans are saying?? LOL
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/4/27/1447782/raiders-prepare-to-cut-jamarcus
They are going HARD. LOL
In Bruce We Trust
by NFLanalyzerfromhome on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's it?
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If Al trades him to philly
he wins the executive of the year. This is the funniest shit all day, till Stephen Colbert made the pun about the methed out sheep (Breaking Baaaaa).
tatum, davidson, romanowski, wisniewski...LET'S GET NASTIER!!!!
by angelesoterica on Apr 27, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
IF WE TRADE Russell
for any draft pick AL should get a Life time award. The Eagles fans are crazy they ran McNabb out of town for an unproven QB and now they want Russell. I am starting to think they are Retarded.
Yeah
This coming from one of 2 or 3 people on the entire S&BP site that defended JaSoonToBeCollectingWelfare. Down throw stones when you live in a glass world.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 28, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
There will be no trading of JaMarcus
no team will give anything for him, because they know we’re going to release him.
If they want him, they’ll sign him to the league minimum after we release him.
When I want Mel Kipers opinion, I'll fucking give it to him !
Me
+1
Right there you go. If there were still 12 or more rounds of draft we might get a pick like 12th round in 2020 or something.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 28, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I am starting to think they are Retarded
Funniest thing I’ve read all day…
Phillip Rivers Is A Douche
But he's got a point, something's off with Philadelphia. Isn't their symbol is a cracked bell?
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 28, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe so.
I’m going to have a good time watching Kevin Kolb get boo’d as he throws an Int.
Phillip Rivers Is A Douche
Jesus, Philadelphia will have a field day with JaBustus!
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on Apr 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If he thought our fans were bad to him wait till he gets to philly...
I mean those fans harped on McNabb relentlessly and he’s a great QB. I would actually fear for JR’s safety if he ever took the field for philly.
Cable Bumaye! Raiders Bumaye!
GO RAIDERS !
about time to unload the overrated underwoking J Russell ! What a joke for a professional football player !
J Campbell will bring back respect and the glory days of the Raiders, and at least an entertaining football team !
JeffJetLi
unload Russell to the Niners !
at least he can hand the ball off to Gore,….then, maybe, .,….block for him ?
JeffJetLi
John Clayton
Also said we were gonna land Mcnabb… CSN also said we signed Chris McCalister… So I wont believe it till its on Raiders.com. For all I know, Al Davis doesnt want let go of Jamarcus.
aka GOLDENBOYWARRIOR
Rumor has it....
The Eagles might consider signing Russell…apparently one over rated QB is not enough, they want two…
Can't think of something catchy to say here...I suck.
what now?
I’m wondering what happens to Russell now? Really though, will another team give him a shot? I have my doubts. If someone does, it will have to be for the minimum and with the instruction that he has to earn everything through hard work. We’ve seen what happens when you pay him a lot of money, not good.
Will he try to even play any more football at all? With the passion, or lack there of, he showed in Oakland, does any team want that guy anywhere near their huddle?
I’ll be curious to see what happens to Russell.
Biggest bust ever as of now. Disaster!
On another note, how about a post about how the Broncos are shipping out all their great assets and making a rush for the AFC West basement. I had a good laugh on them all weekend!
by The Upsetter on Apr 28, 2010 5:10 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Oh well...time to move on
I actually hopes he catches on somewhere. I don’t think he ever had the proper weapons here to succeed….having said that tho, I don’t think he’s a good qb either. Maybe he’ll get a coach that will work with him and put him in a better position to succeed. I will be glad not to see him in the silver & black anymore!!!
Jason Campbell
I know there are some limitations to him. He’s not an elite QB but you have to look at the situation he was in last year with the Skins.
If you read and listen to what the players are saying this year about the offensive scheme last it is an absolute joke. Some examples:
1. On a 3rd and 7 situation Jim Zorn would call a play designed for a 3rd and 3 situation.
2. JC wasnt allowed to audible. Zorn went on the air and said that he would bench JC if he ever audibled out of a play.
3. People want to knock on how JC held onto the ball too long and that was one of the reasons he got sacked, but if you look at the tape in one instance JC was doing a three step drop and on the third step you got laid the eff out.
3a. The Washington Post showed a statistic that showed how Flacco of the Ravens had like around 3 seconds
to throw the ball while JC had half that amount of time.
4. JC had the lowest pass attempts for players longer than 20 yards. This was due to the fact that he would be decked before the play could develop.
5. Hes quiet but if you cross him in the public like Clinton Portis did in January hes gonna go out and drop some knowledge on ya.
I’m a Skins fan, and I have formally adopted the Raiders as my new west coast team, so I have seen all the Skins games. If you have a chance look at the Saints game from last year. Literally this was the only game throughout the entire season that JC did not get sacked (click the link to his stats from last year) and got decent Oline play. Look at the numbers he put up against the Super Bowl team known for causing turnovers.
30 for 42. 367 yards and 3 TDs and 1 int (which came at a bad time).
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7201/gamelog;_ylt=Ap.zQ9dldD3tZUD3WjBRizT.uLYF
AHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!!
I better get started stretching because I got to get ready to to the moon walk as soon as it’s official. Later Jafatshithalfassquarterback!!! Hit the road and don’tcha come back no more!!!
I hope JR has been doing good financial planning
Because that money needs to last him the rest of his life.
@worldblee on Twitter.
He seems to be investing in fur and diamonds
When I want Mel Kipers opinion, I'll fucking give it to him !
Me
Schefter is saying he's going to be at mini camp
And competing. Fuck. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.
by Mike Garza on Apr 28, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
+1
If they give him another chance I am fucking throwing the towel in. It is just not right.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Apr 28, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
as the drama builds - and the Raiders get attention / publicity - do you really think they'd bring in Campbell and Boller
if they intended to keep JaJewelryCaseFace?
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 28, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
then why not dump Jamarshmello right now?
He’s been the biggest mistake the franchise has made. You gain nothing by letting Jamarsha come to camp, and if he manages to hurt himself you lose another 6 mill on top of what he’s already robbed the team of. Cut him now. Admit you fucked up and get him in the rear view mirror. Every day he’s still a Raider is another day we’re forced to remember what he’s done to our team.
by Mike Garza on Apr 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The move with Campbell will force him to restructure or face uncertainty in the NFL and at the very most
signing with another team,being 3rd on their depth chart, holding a clipboard, and being humbled.
All scenarios considered – he’s better off (no one else) being humbled in Oakland with the longshot possibility of “developing”
by Sons-of-Blanda on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He really let himself go I hear.....

Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
I've seen this pic dozens of times...
Its funny and all, but I really want that fucking burger now!
Phillip Rivers Is A Douche
Ya that's all I thought when I saw it the first time too.
That thing looks absolutely delicious.
Bungles Tank Stupidly like Clockwork
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Every night at the club the girls screamed when he'd come
He stood six foot five and weighed 241
Kinda meaty in the face with a head full of stone
And everybody knew you didn't go to the bathroom alone around Big Ben
(Big Ben Big Ben) Big Fat Ben (Big Ben)
I'm guessing that's a 2-pound burger
I like the helmet—goin’ in for some serious munching!
"You been putting it up your whole life. You just didnt know it" Anton Chigurh

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