Caption Contest- Brett Favre Edition
By now you all should know what this is about. If not, then here's what it is: Here, you make a caption about whatever a player is thinking, saying, or about to say. The caption with the most rec's wins, and there shall be honorable mentions as well.
I'll be posting up points for each blogger to make the board. Don't worry, everyone has a chance, and the important thing is to have fun with it, but I'd like to express a few rules if I may:
1) No racial comments as a caption
2) Don't involve religion
3) Keep swearing to a minimum, simply because I think it's unnecessary to swear to try to be funny.
Here's the pic!
Enjoy.
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"We may be rivals, but nothing will ever come between us Brett. Nothing!"
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Urlacher- "Hey, this ground matches your jersey."
:)
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
by patriotguy2 on May 5, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Brett: O snap, Donald Driver was wide open. Urlacher: I was open too.
If Winning Isn't Everthing, Why Do They Keep Score? - Vince Lombardi
remember Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma.
Shakthi Degi Kali Ma.
Kali ma… Kali ma… Kali ma, shakthi deh!
"I swear to Allah, you'll pay. You fucking cracker!"
Sorry Pat guy—I couldn’t resist ;) Rules are made to be broken.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
nice hahaha
"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour
Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'
Urlacher: "Don't go yet Brettie-poo. I want this moment to last forever."
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
Urlacher: "Clear! Live Damn you! Don't leave me! I told you your heart was too old for this!"
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
Farve: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
by KiwiRaiderFan on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Film? I thought it was off a comercial...
by KiwiRaiderFan on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a part in TMNT 3.
“Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!”
Embarrassing…
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
The commercial definitely preceded the movie

Hey look! It’s Brett Farve! I wonder how long it took them to get that lady in that position?
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it probably did.
but it’s still a double face palm.
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
not long at all if the director knew the 'ol double face palm
by Sons-of-Blanda on May 5, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend that learned the ol' double face palm....
He doesn’t get out much anymore, but he sure seems happy.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Since you want to keep playing until you die we should keep doing this so you know the feeling of CPR
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Farve: "I'm getting up. No, I'm not. Wait, Yes I am. No, I am not. Yes, I am. Wait..."
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Brian- Don’t move…There’s a bee on you
Brett- Oh…….My……God
by JaKe. on May 5, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
oh...my...god
world of warcraft episode lol
watch it, its hella funny
by raiderfan4life on May 5, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett: but wait i can i still keep going
Brian: no brett, its over
by NYraider29 on May 5, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry, I'll spit on it first
"We can't stop here... This is bat country."
by Kwester421 on May 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"Ok Brian time to remember that first aid course - DON'T YOU DIE ON ME BRETT!"
"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour
Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'
Brian" "I dont know what happened i just hit him and his pacemaker stopped"
"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour
Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'
by Ozraider on May 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The power of christ compels you!
we gon' make 'em run, make 'em follow the lead
nelly on the side lines with tricks up his sleeve
in the bay, we go hard cause we playin' for passion
you know who it is, aint no need for askin'
OK....
Urlacher – “Push Brett PUSH!!!!!!!!!”
Favre – AAAAARRRFFGFFGGHHNB JCJGHVKJHBKHJ
Urlacher – "Push Brett Push
Favre – " I hate YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! You did this to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
anyone that has kids can probably relate.
Finish Him!!!!!! Urlacher wins.......Fatality!
by BlackHole77 on May 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Sign the X
" So Brett your saying if i sign here i lose my soul but i’ll play football forever? "
" Yeah Brian hurry …the refs are coming "
They hate to love us....R A I D E R-N A T I O N....
by NATION OF DOMINATION on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Urlacher- "Brett Favre, you killed my career. Prepare to die."
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Brett, why wont you look me in the eyes anymore?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Attacking others only attacks yourself
by dubzfan on May 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
"Nice stiff-arm dumb ass.
Except A) I have the ball and 3) I am already down.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
At least Brett remembered his protective gear....

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
that may be fake, but this is real.

So awesome. best tasting salsa ever.
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
thats funny, noontide , where did you find that pic? lmao!
by sports with steve on May 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
It's an old SNL skit.
Here’s the link…. It’s a classic!
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, LMAO , NOW WE NEED TO DO ONE ON J RUSSELL, I MSURE THERE IS PLENTY OF PICS!
by sports with steve on May 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
it should just be different photo's of JaMarcus every week!
"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour
Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'
“60 year old man Brett Favre has just collapsed from heart attack, but wait…..a Bears linebacker has just revived the old man. Damn you Bears LB, now we have to deal with him for 20 more years.”
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
Hey Brett, Tell Me How My Helmut Tastes
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on May 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Urlacher - "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Brett – “Did you watch Batman last night?”
by Gman1108 on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
sweet...you made a raider verison of smp's idea
Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life
GO TEAM USA & then Brazil (World Cup 2010)
Yeah, because I am sure smp was the first one to ever come up with the caption contest idea.
Or smp for that matter. This guy should really start trademarking his groovy ideas. Come out behind that screen name Ben Franklin, we know you’re in there.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't know what other word to use to describe his singularly original ideas.
Well that and I drank a bunch of acid laced kool-aid for JaFreedom day.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah...my responses would've been much more cryptic.
I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.
by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions

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