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Caption Contest- Brett Favre Edition

By now you all should know what this is about. If not, then here's what it is: Here, you make a caption about whatever a player is thinking, saying, or about to say. The caption with the most rec's wins, and there shall be honorable mentions as well.

 

I'll be posting up points for each blogger to make the board. Don't worry, everyone has a chance, and the important thing is to have fun with it, but I'd like to express a few rules if I may:

 

1) No racial comments as a caption

 

2) Don't involve religion

 

3) Keep swearing to a minimum, simply because I think it's unnecessary to swear to try to be funny.

 

Here's the pic!

 

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via www.yousuckatsports.com

 

Enjoy.

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Remember kids, don't drop the football...

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 5, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Urlacher- "Hey, this ground matches your jersey."

:)

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 5, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Brett: O snap, Donald Driver was wide open. Urlacher: I was open too.

If Winning Isn't Everthing, Why Do They Keep Score? - Vince Lombardi

by Rayder K on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

remember Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom

Bali Mangthi Kali Ma.
Shakthi Degi Kali Ma.
Kali ma… Kali ma… Kali ma, shakthi deh!

by DJ Strick9 on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Urlacher: is that “G” on your helmet for GROUND

by DJ Strick9 on May 5, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bret; You have such beautiful eyes…

by DJ Strick9 on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

"I swear to Allah, you'll pay. You fucking cracker!"

Sorry Pat guy—I couldn’t resist ;) Rules are made to be broken.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

rec’d for being rebellious!

by JaKe. on May 5, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice hahaha

"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 5, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urlacher: "Don't go yet Brettie-poo. I want this moment to last forever."

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Urlacher: "Clear! Live Damn you! Don't leave me! I told you your heart was too old for this!"

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No! That film was horrible!!!

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a part in TMNT 3.

“Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!”

Embarrassing…

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 5, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The commercial definitely preceded the movie

Hey look! It’s Brett Farve! I wonder how long it took them to get that lady in that position?

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it probably did.

but it’s still a double face palm.

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 5, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend that learned the ol' double face palm....

He doesn’t get out much anymore, but he sure seems happy.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you want to keep playing until you die we should keep doing this so you know the feeling of CPR

Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!

by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Farve: "I'm getting up. No, I'm not. Wait, Yes I am. No, I am not. Yes, I am. Wait..."

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Brian- So, ummm. Since I gotcha here. I have an extra ticket to that Enya concert…Wanna come?

by JaKe. on May 5, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett: but wait i can i still keep going

Brian: no brett, its over

by NYraider29 on May 5, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Brian- Brett, I love you..

Brett- Um, I’m not gay, Brian.

Brian- Pssshh! What! I said olive juice! You….You queer!

by JaKe. on May 5, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry, I'll spit on it first

"We can't stop here... This is bat country."

by Kwester421 on May 5, 2010 4:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

"Ok Brian time to remember that first aid course - DON'T YOU DIE ON ME BRETT!"

"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 5, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian" "I dont know what happened i just hit him and his pacemaker stopped"

"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 5, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yippee Ki Yea, Mother fucker!

sorry about the swear word but that’s the quote

by rambis64 on May 5, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The power of christ compels you!

we gon' make 'em run, make 'em follow the lead
nelly on the side lines with tricks up his sleeve
in the bay, we go hard cause we playin' for passion
you know who it is, aint no need for askin'

by thecity_8 on May 5, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OK....

Urlacher – “Push Brett PUSH!!!!!!!!!”
Favre – AAAAARRRFFGFFGGHHNB JCJGHVKJHBKHJ

Urlacher – "Push Brett Push

Favre – " I hate YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! You did this to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

anyone that has kids can probably relate.

by BlackHole77 on May 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sign the X

" So Brett your saying if i sign here i lose my soul but i’ll play football forever? "
" Yeah Brian hurry …the refs are coming "

They hate to love us....R A I D E R-N A T I O N....

by NATION OF DOMINATION on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Brett, why wont you look me in the eyes anymore?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Attacking others only attacks yourself

by dubzfan on May 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

ha ha poor Urlacher :(

Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.

by KA1Z3R on May 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Bitch, get back on the corner"

"We can't stop here... This is bat country."

by Kwester421 on May 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN!

I forgot I don’t pack my lefty holster during games!

by mofackey on May 5, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

"Nice stiff-arm dumb ass.

Except A) I have the ball and 3) I am already down.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 5, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Brett remembered his protective gear....

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

that may be fake, but this is real.

So awesome. best tasting salsa ever.

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an old SNL skit.

Here’s the link…. It’s a classic!

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

soon... very, very soon.

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 6, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it should just be different photo's of JaMarcus every week!

"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of material to work with LOL

Happy Raider Nation Independance Day: May 6, 2010!!!

by S Jay Bruin on May 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“60 year old man Brett Favre has just collapsed from heart attack, but wait…..a Bears linebacker has just revived the old man. Damn you Bears LB, now we have to deal with him for 20 more years.”

Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.

by KA1Z3R on May 6, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Brett, Tell Me How My Helmut Tastes

It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09

by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on May 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet...you made a raider verison of smp's idea

Non Sibi Sed Patriae.
I love my ZX-6r Kawasaki.
I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life

GO TEAM USA & then Brazil (World Cup 2010)

by NinjaZX6R on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, because I am sure smp was the first one to ever come up with the caption contest idea.

Or smp for that matter. This guy should really start trademarking his groovy ideas. Come out behind that screen name Ben Franklin, we know you’re in there.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 6, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know what other word to use to describe his singularly original ideas.

Well that and I drank a bunch of acid laced kool-aid for JaFreedom day.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah...my responses would've been much more cryptic.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

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