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'Cause it's Friday!

Given the recent topics here, I thought this would be an appropriate way for us all to start the day.

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JaMarcus, you aint got no job...you aint got sh*t to do.

That's all I got, except to say, today is a good day. We all just dropped a fat deuce! (thanx to transparent58 for the deuce idea.)

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Caption ideas for what they could be getting ready to say to JaUnemployed?

“Damn JaBlubber! You take the bus here? Do they charge you for 2. I know you didn’t fit in your car. I’d call you fat, but that’d be a compliment.”

“What brought you out anyway? Did someone grease your doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side?”

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Ahhhhhh! Putch yo shirt back on, JR!

by JaKe. on May 7, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit! They do look like they are thinking that.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who does #2 work for?

Nobody now! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I need a couple A's for Q's, I'm not an Asshole I'm just a little confused"
-Aesop Rock

by DarthDavis on May 7, 2010 5:30 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Shagedelic baby! Yeah!

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ fat duece

Tommy Kelly's ass won us that game against Denver!

by Robby1987 on May 7, 2010 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

"Daaaaayyyyuuummmmmmm"

“How you gon’ get fired on your day off, Craig?” “Are you high, Craig?”

"If your only ambition in life, is to be a better person; well, that's just the best ambition you can have..." Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew

by brhynno on May 7, 2010 7:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Call me crazy but I thought....

Mike Epps’ Day-Day was funnier than Tuckers Smokey, both awesome but Epps is fucken classic!

"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 7, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

God Dammit JaMarcus...........

Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator, eatin up all the food. All the chicken, all the pig feet, all the collard greens all the hogmols, I want to eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet.

"I'll be the guy on top of the Quarterback" - Richard Seymour

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 7, 2010 7:42 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

JaMarcus...Are you gonna hit that!?

Your team is your child...You love it no matter what.

by TheRaiderWay on May 7, 2010 8:03 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they blur out the eyes.

Now we will never know who this sweet thang really is.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit i wasn't ready for that :S

is this JaMarcus’ future trailor park wife?

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 7, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

His first.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

by AlabamaJammer on May 7, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose all that money won't eat itself

Here they come baby, Just win baby, Feel the storm of the cold autum wind baby
Its the Oakland Raiders, Get your mouthpiece
You in the black hole, With the black beast! - Ice Cube 'Raider Nation'

by Ozraider on May 7, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man don't we feel better after unloading that fat deuce?

That was a big #2, so we should be good for a long time!!!

by MMunoz33 on May 7, 2010 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

No one should ever wear the number two in Oakland Raiders history ever again.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Retired in effigy!

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Russell's effigy

Your team is your child...You love it no matter what.

by TheRaiderWay on May 7, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can be hung where all dueces get dumped

the toilet behind the Black Hole.

Happy Raider Nation Independance Day: May 6, 2010!!!

by S Jay Bruin on May 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And have cuddle time with Russell's above pictured future wife.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craig James isn't going to like this!

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, and met w/ Leach before he agreed to go there...

He probably had his own isolation closet for the poor kid. Doubt he would’ve ever had a problem with it had James jr been a starter!

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the originator of the

fat duece idea, I feel I should get residuals.

A site fundraiser idea. Black T-shirts with a Silver 5/6/10 on the front and “Never has dropping a duece been so satisfying” On the back…of course mine should be gratis, but I think this could motivate the entire nation…

Thoughts?

by transparent58 on May 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, now you guys are going to have to split residuals.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russel release day.

And friday is awesome. :)

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 7, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

"DAAAAAAAAMN!"

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

by patriotguy2 on May 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

But you misspelled deuce. Twice.

Just sayin’.

Slappin' your troubles away since 2009.

by slapchop on May 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what you are talking about.

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

No I’m not. He had it spelled ‘duece’ twice. He just edited it and then told me he didn’t know what I was talking about. Classy.

Slappin' your troubles away since 2009.

by slapchop on May 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUh-roh busted in my %100 serious attempt at a cover up....

I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you pesky kids!

My most sincere apologies to:

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he appreciates that.

Nice. John Edwards is a good man.

Slappin' your troubles away since 2009.

by slapchop on May 7, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I think when people are being funny, they are actually being serious and when people are being serious, it's actually really funny.

by Rich Langford on May 8, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

We'll spell check the shirt...

but I want mine to be misspelled because I’m cool like that…

by transparent58 on May 7, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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“Daaaamn homey, them titties are bigger than my baby mama’s”

Raider 4 Life

by Raider1957 on May 7, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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"Daaaamn homey, them titties are bigger than my baby mama’s"

Raider 4 Life

by Raider1957 on May 7, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

#2: To whom "Fail" is an option

and a way of life.

Happy Raider Nation Independence Day: May 6, 2010!!!

by S Jay Bruin on May 7, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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