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SMP Caption Contest: Rivers Edition

Caption with the most rec's wins. It's called SMP Caption Contest because a great writer on my other blog had to quit our family due to family and work. All credit goes to SMP.

 

Keep religion, vulgar language, and other unnecessary things out of the caption.

 

Here it is:

 

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/phillip-rivers-cry-chargers.jpg&imgrefurl=http://doin-work.com/tag/denver-broncos/&usg=__7dPyJhC0Mz5ymXGYlPMzhUgyPv0=&h=519&w=700&sz=109&hl=en&start=0&sig2=sbMmWmavguTYPGQnnjMRoQ&tbnid=BXopbV9HYv8QrM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=234&ei=ViFKTLeIDcK88gbqo7Ez&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bphilip%2Brivers%2Bpicture%2Boakland%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D599%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C179&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=347&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0&biw=1280&bih=599

(I hope the picture comes up)

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I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

Down with Big Brother!

by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

DAMN!

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

Down with Big Brother!

by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's one:

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

Down with Big Brother!

by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, they are beating up the Charger fans, SOMEBODY HELP!!!

DeMarcus Cousins with the rebound, outlet pass to Tyreke, alley-oop to Donte Greene! Put it in the books and send him to the line!!!

-The dream of a great young core for years to come!

by Robby1987 on Jul 23, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no we stab charger fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzzqw7UVAY&has_verified=1

"We want to win. The Raider fans deserve it. The Raider players deserve it, even my organization deserves it. You have to win and you have to win with a vision for the Super Bowl. That's our passion here." - Al Davis

by Ozraider on Jul 26, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

(3 Years in the future)

Rivers- Hey look!

Ref- Who?

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

by JaKe. on Jul 26, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. I just really fucked up that diss. I’m ashamed of myself. Please, spare me of any jokes and wise-cracks.

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

by JaKe. on Jul 26, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know mercy was a trait of a Raider fan.... ;-)

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

by AlabamaJammer on Jul 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posting Fail. =D Hahaha

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

by JaKe. on Jul 23, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That sh*t is rec'd.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

by AlabamaJammer on Jul 23, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rivers: It’s a bird…It’s a plane…It’s Al Davis!!!!

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

by JaKe. on Jul 23, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivers: "Ref! That raider fan is saying mean things to me!"

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

Down with Big Brother!

by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

"Hey! That's my tampon you... I mean that's my wife's! You bastard!"

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

Down with Big Brother!

by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He's the one

that’s making fun of us for being a couple

by Ginger Kid on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivers: Look Al Davis! Greatness is so sexy.

Ref: Easy big fella. Pointing with your hand is enough. This is national TV.

Maynard for Jesus.

by Rich Langford on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Phil: Look! We won another regular season game...

Ref: Here let me help you enjoy this, because this is as good as it’s going to get.

Maynard for Jesus.

by Rich Langford on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Phil: Hey ref watch my career drift off into space aimlessly like a helium balloon

Ref: Get a hold of yourself Rivers your career never really took off

Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!

by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 24, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Beautiful.

I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!

Down with Big Brother!

by patriotguy2 on Jul 24, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivers: Hey! That scoreboard’s wrong. You mean we’re losing to the Raiders? What year is this?! 2010? WHAT?! … My life is over.

'Like' my band. I mean, it'd be awesome if you did that.

by slapchop on Jul 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rivers- That's him! Thats the guy who raped me!

Ref- Now it’s my turn….

"We can't stop here... This is bat country."

by Kwester421 on Jul 25, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Took me long enough to think of something...

Rivers: Look, Ref. That guy is packing!

Ref: …and you’re not.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

by AlabamaJammer on Jul 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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