SMP Caption Contest: Rivers Edition
Caption with the most rec's wins. It's called SMP Caption Contest because a great writer on my other blog had to quit our family due to family and work. All credit goes to SMP.
Keep religion, vulgar language, and other unnecessary things out of the caption.
Here it is:
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(I hope the picture comes up)
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I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey, they are beating up the Charger fans, SOMEBODY HELP!!!
DeMarcus Cousins with the rebound, outlet pass to Tyreke, alley-oop to Donte Greene! Put it in the books and send him to the line!!!
-The dream of a great young core for years to come!
by Robby1987 on Jul 23, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no we stab charger fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzzqw7UVAY&has_verified=1
"We want to win. The Raider fans deserve it. The Raider players deserve it, even my organization deserves it. You have to win and you have to win with a vision for the Super Bowl. That's our passion here." - Al Davis
Haha.
(3 Years in the future)
Rivers- Hey look!
Ref- Who?
The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
Woah. I just really fucked up that diss. I’m ashamed of myself. Please, spare me of any jokes and wise-cracks.
The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
I didn't know mercy was a trait of a Raider fan.... ;-)
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jul 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Posting Fail. =D Hahaha
The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
by JaKe. on Jul 23, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ref: Maybe while he’s not looking, I’ll try and sneak a grab of his package.
The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
by JaKe. on Jul 23, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
That sh*t is rec'd.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jul 23, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Staduim Annoucer: The Chargers have made the playoffs!!!!
Rivers: Is that a pig?
The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
by JaKe. on Jul 23, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rivers: "Ref! That raider fan is saying mean things to me!"
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
Ref's thoughts: I wonder if this guy actually has balls...
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
"Hey! That's my tampon you... I mean that's my wife's! You bastard!"
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
"Hey Ref! Did you see that?"
“Yes Rivers, that’s called a superbowl ring.”
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
by patriotguy2 on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
He's the one
that’s making fun of us for being a couple
Rivers: Look Al Davis! Greatness is so sexy.
Ref: Easy big fella. Pointing with your hand is enough. This is national TV.
Maynard for Jesus.
guess i should have read this one, before commenting below:P
That’s funny as hell.
by CPT.Caveman on Jul 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil: I can't even feel it, but on the jumbotron it looks like you have your whole fist in!
Ref: Yup…
Maynard for Jesus.
Phil: Look! We won another regular season game...
Ref: Here let me help you enjoy this, because this is as good as it’s going to get.
Maynard for Jesus.
Phil: Oh my god! JaMarcus Russell can fly!
Ref: That’s the Goodyear Blimp.
Maynard for Jesus.
by Rich Langford on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Rec'ed
It should be flagged for taking 6 attempts at being funny:P
by CPT.Caveman on Jul 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Excessive yes, but once you start ripping on Phil...
it’s hard to stop.
Maynard for Jesus.
by Rich Langford on Jul 25, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil: Hey ref watch my career drift off into space aimlessly like a helium balloon
Ref: Get a hold of yourself Rivers your career never really took off
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 24, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rivers: Hey! That scoreboard’s wrong. You mean we’re losing to the Raiders? What year is this?! 2010? WHAT?! … My life is over.
'Like' my band. I mean, it'd be awesome if you did that.
by slapchop on Jul 24, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rivers- That's him! Thats the guy who raped me!
Ref- Now it’s my turn….
"We can't stop here... This is bat country."
by Kwester421 on Jul 25, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Took me long enough to think of something...
Rivers: Look, Ref. That guy is packing!
Ref: …and you’re not.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

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