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Jamarcus Russell's Raiders/Post Raiders Career in Pictures
by Raider Zealot on Jul 5, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
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PrintJamarcus' career on the Raiders:
And now for the creme de la creme. Here's his career post-Raiders:
I have obtained this collection of etherous photoshops from AllHipHop.com's Ill Community and from a thread made by a poster by the name of "Stringer Bell".
I honestly wish you guys would check out their "From the Cheap Seats" forum because it contains some of the funniest sports fanatics you will ever see. There just aren't enough Raider fans imo. If that wasn't convincing enough, here are a few more etherous 'shops that my boy Peagle05 made for this special occasion (I posted a few in Rated R's FanShot). I post under the screen name "Tha Killer" just in case you want to check it out.
I'll be posting more periodically, and as people make more etherous photoshops but I figured what better place to laugh at this losers expense than at the one place that made the mistake of drafting him? I hope that after this thorough evisceration he'll leave "dat perpel stuf" alone and get his shit together. I highly doubt it though. Thank you Al Davis for drafting the absolute GOATest bust in the history of niggadom. Smh. At least we'll all get a good roast out of it. Let the hazing commence! Let's see how many of you can caption some of these pics!
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baaaahahahahahahahaha
the one of him jumping out of the water hahahahaha
Great job Rec’d
"We want to win. The Raider fans deserve it. The Raider players deserve it, even my organization deserves it. You have to win and you have to win with a vision for the Super Bowl. That's our passion here." - Al Davis
That one got me too. Great pose by JR!
"If your only ambition in life, is to be a better person; well, that's just the best ambition you can have..." Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew
It's amazing we still talk about a guy so much
after he’s been released. The best you can do is silly little pics? No making fun of the guy for an arrest on drug charges?
Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!
They can spread like wildfire on the internet. I hope one day he comes across some. Just for him to feel disrespected and made fun of.
I want people to know who this piece of garbage is. I don’t feel sad for him; if he were to get mugged and badly beaten, I wouldn’t care if he loses his money or goes to jail, But it’s fun knowing about his retarded self, like comedy. You don’t mess with the fans like this. The ones who believed in him, the ones who thought he was the future, So why not? He never tried, he mugged an old man, he’s on narcotics, he has a stupid family who condone this… and many things more….
I’m happy with this, as it shows stuff really comes around to bite you in the ass when you do wrong.
:)
The RaiderLaker
by JaggerJaw on Jul 6, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why would you make fun of him for being arrested on drug charges?
This is like stomping on someone who’s already down.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not making fun of him because of the drug charges.
He’s the 2nd biggest draft bust in sports history and one of the laziest and most lethargic “athletes” ever. Not to mention he’s proving all of Rush Limbaugh’s racist ass comments about Black QBs true. For every McNabb there’s an Akili Smith. For every Warren Moon there’s a JaCarcass. Even Vick went from being a top 10 QB to prison inmate and failure.
There’s a stigma attached to blacks who play the quarterback position and thanks to him, and others like him, for every step we move forward, we get pushed 5 steps back.
So no, we aren’t making fun of this *****ucker for being arrested, that’s just the icing on the cake. We’re laughing at him for being such a failure at the only thing he’s allegedly good at and for sucking at life in general. I can’t speak for everybody but I find humor in his misery ‘cause dude had all the tools to be great but didn’t want nothing but cough syrup and jewelry. He made his bed, now he’s lying in it.
Besides, you don’t find any of the photoshops funny? I bet even Jamarcus would laugh at them shits. Either that, or he’d throw a fit….and get intercepted.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I do!
I am split though – there is a state precedeing judgment called alief (as opposed to belief – it’s the absence of belief, a gut reaction, innate or conditioned) that makes me laugh and mock him. Then my belief kicks in, and I feel sorry for him, and pissed at myself for doing it. It was all his decisions that led him to this abismal stage; yet i’ve taken my abismal decisions as well, and suffered for them. And all in all, I’ve become a more thoughtful person. And I think he may too. Does this make sense?
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you the E-40 of clinical terms?
No disrespect, madam, but alief is not only a non-existent word, but it’s also not an antonym or antithesis of “belief”. I get what you mean though.
To be honest, I don’t pity the fool (No Mr. T) because he never applied himself to anything at all. Not life, not his supposed craft, not anything and I refuse to make excuses for why he sucks so badly at life that he swallows it.
Immortal Technique said it best in his song “Dance With the Devil”.
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto bred capitalistic mental
Yet his only goal in life was too become a millionaire 40 times over for doing absolutely nothing. In my opinion, that not only warrants an etherous roast, but one in which his soul burns slowly and dies a little bit. Not only that, but a roast in which we can all defecate on his lack of ambition and character with clear consciences.
May I ask that you partake in this potentially epic soul crushing ether, as a retaliation for all of his counterproductive behavior both on and off the field?
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have and I will
My point is ancient – JaBacon is a tragic protagonist. Did you think he’s a headline news just because it’s off-season? hell no – the guy is a tragic protagonist of Oedipean proportions, just dumber than Oedipus.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I gather from your consistent name dropping of Oedipus that you are of the school of Freud, no?
I wouldn’t call him a “tragic protagonist” per se, just a bit of an “unaimed arrow” that consistently misses.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the meaning of hamartia
I am not in the shcool of Freud, just happen to know a lot about Sophocles.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Edit:
Despite Ms. Gendler’s best efforts, “alief” isn’t a widely used description for a subconcious reaction to a certain stimuli. So in essence, I retract my comment of it being non-existent (though I still don’t regard it as a true clinical term), it still has no practical use for this debate.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that's awesome!
So you found her website! I met her once, and she’s quirky and unconventional – a quintessential Raider at heart!
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Au Contraire madam.....
In researching for any tangible evidence of the existence of the word I stumbled across an article that my good friend from Leeds, UK tried to link me to a few weeks ago. I didn’t really have time to read it then though.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Your friend gave you a link to a really good article on alief
If you alieve to do so, check her website for further ado.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
She’s a law student and frequently shows me random articles from The Guardian she feels is pertinent to whatever topic they cover in some of her classes.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Your alief cracks me up.
Your law student girl friend is your guardian angel. What would you men do without us.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Bwahaha @ you thinking my close friend is my s/o.
Bwahahaha even harder @ you thinking I’d commit in my early 20s.
I’ll admit it’s an easy assumption to make, but when you do what I do for a living, you don’t really have much time nor patience to be in a relationship.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Girl friend, not girlfriend
How did you come to the conclusion that I thought your close girl friend is your s/o?
by Spirals galore on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Your phrasing.....
not often do people use those two words together without differentiating between that and a s/o.
My bad. Haha.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
alief is not a clinical term
It’s a coinage by a smart woman who wonders, among other things, how self-professed anti-racists end up exibiting racist tendencies while being psychologically tested. You can’t ascribe beliefs to them – it’s all alief.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If a man dupes me, either by lying words or sucker punch, am I not somewhat responsible for being taken?
Here is someone who gave us every indication that he was disinterested – sleeping in meetings, putting on weight, knowing not plays, partying after losses, etc, etc. … most of us took quite awhile to catch on to what was happening and that was only the tip of the berg.
S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
by Sons-of-Blanda on Jul 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and that's what makes JR a protagonist of sorts
oedipus was an arrigant jerk who thought he knew everything – I hate him in the first part of the play. I hate him to the end – but I pity him too at the end. Don’t we all, regardless of what we say to ourselves and others, think that we know everything better than others? It’s all alief, baby.
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
pardon the typos - my drug of choice is Racer 5
by Spirals galore on Jul 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a modern view on pity
I am a sucker for the ancient type – the unpremeditated one.
by Spirals galore on Jul 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I go case by case.
In this case, I’m going to enjoy my schadenfreude because IMO he’s getting what he deserved. He worked for this and now he can suffer for it. Perhaps it will make him a better person for the experience or simply a cautionary tale for others learn from.
That's one of the reasons I despise Al Davis.
It’s not all Al’s fault that JR is such an idiot and failed so horribly, but it’s all his fault for drafting Ryan Leaf 2.0 after having a template for what not to do when drafting a QB in the top 3 picks. Sure he has a great arm but if his answer is “Weekend trip to Vegas” to the question of what’s the 1st thing he’d do with all that money, you do all you can to draft someone else or trade out of the pick for better value. All of our failures in our 7 years of ineptitude are do to his horrible management skills.
I was irate when I saw that we had drafted him back in ‘07 just like I was when we drafted DHB, and DMC because I know it meant at least another 3 years of picking within the 1st ten picks of the draft because of the desperate acts of a senile old man. I’ll never forget that bastard for the last 7 years but I’ll remain hopeful that he continues to make the same sound decisions he’s made the last 6 months.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Spirals are you serious!?!? He is a criminal!!! Hell, You know what? I want all those dudes in jail for robbery/mugging an old man/mugging fans/drug distribution right now to be let go and roam the Earth freely.
At least he will roam the earth while being pointed at and laughed at like in the old New England days when one was accused of being a witch. Scarlet Letter?
The RaiderLaker
by JaggerJaw on Jul 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
PLENTY OF SENSE SPIRALS !!!!
Like you, being a RAIDERFAN4LYFE, I want this waste of the last 3 yrs of defending this …………. whatever, not giving a good GODDAMN about the team, the fans, about winning, nothing but the next sip!!! Al screwed the pooch, big time, believing he was the one. Now flip the coin !!! Being in recovery, and knowing first hand the grip of addiction, and trying to live by spiritual principals, I have to have compassion for JR. I hope he realizes that this is what we call, (Hitting Rock Bottom). And he hit it on a National Forum. No amnoninity for him !!! Flip the coin back over now !!! Zealot…….LMAO at this shit, too damn funny !!!! You out did yourself on this one, My Friend !!!! Flip the coin again: If he dos’nt work the First Step, and admit he’s powerless over his addiction, he will go down as the biggest bust in NFL history. Flip: we indured 3 extra years of BS losing, (and losing badly) because of this ……..TOOL. Now that he’s a wrap with the RAIDERS and THE NATION, this is going to be all the energy I, myself give him. Time to move on now. We know that if the team stays healthy, theres no reason we not gonna have a great year! The losing BS is over !!!! 10/6 & the playoffs is a VERY GOOD BET. One very happy RAIDERFAN4LYFE here
you pretty much summed it up
Flip…flip…flip…now go on with the future.
Actually, I was on amphetamines at one point in my life for a year. Pretty heavy usage to get me through school, because at the time I had a baby too – she was a total monster then. I would take a hit, then go to bed, sleep for two hours (exactly two – it was like a clock), then wake up, cool and focused, study for exams, go back to bed for an hour and go ace the exam. Fabulous it was, until the headaches started and I was unable to sleep or focus. I quit cold turkey. Headaches are a major deterrent with me.
by Spirals galore on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to sense
that you’re secretly in love with him. First thinking he’s sweet and now don’t want kick a guy that’s already down that made his own choices to put him where he is.
Why are we even posting anything about him at all? He’s no longer a Raider. So who cares?
Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!
Because it's human nature
to want to have some “get-back” from a lazy, drugged-up, so-called “athlete” that has defrauded the fans of the Raiders, who have invested their money and emotions in this team. Russell has set the franchise back at least three years, where had he had a scintilla of pride in himself along with some intestinal fortitude, this might all have been avoided.
The effects of Russell on this franchise are still being felt and we are starting to see what the causes are, so that is why we “care”.
Your team is your child...You love it no matter what.
with everything that’s so positive this year so far, why are we focusing on the past? he’s gone. as in no longer a raider, no longer losing games for us. now it’s time to look to the future and capitalize on the positives. dwelling on the past will just bring us down and piss us off. that seems a waste of energy. Russell made his choices and now he has to live w/ them. we no longer do. let’s move on and care about the stuff that matters.
Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!
by mikesd1981 on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
how about this question
Why not? lol
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
Well....
Because for the past 3+years i was a J,Russell supporter.i said"it the damn O-line thats the problim"or the running game or the recivers,play calling……blha,blha.even before the start of last year,when i heard the roumers abot him and this Purple shit,i said"nah,not true.he wouldent do that."so now come to find out,yea he would and to know this whole time i was pulling for him he was taking a BIG PURPLE CRAP right in all our faces.i am pissed off and fell that i/we have the right to vent our long and suffering frustrations.
Yes,there are many positive to talk about for this upcoming year.and i cant wait till the season gets under way,but from now until traing camp there is going to be a lot more J,Russell bashing going on.
but from now until traing camp there is going to be a lot more J,Russell bashing going on.
And rightfully so…..
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was your mistake
for not seeing the obvious problems he had. That doesn’t mean it needs to b rehashed over and over just to kick your self in the ass.
Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!
You've said the same things before
So to take your question as non-rhetorical, why do you think we are still talkiing about him? And why do other teams fans talk about him? I think it is because he is paradigmatic in a variety of ways – a boogie, so to speak.
by Spirals galore on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s only still lingering around because people can’t stop obsessing over him. Everyone knows he’s a bum. But what good does it to dwell on the past and keep dredging up this stuff just to make a post. there was a fanshot before about favre throwing w/ JC. that’s something to make news about. it’s a positive that could help in the future. when a bad thing is corrected it makes no sense to dwell on the wrong. it happened, it’s taken care of. move along. there’s no logic in being complacent or stagnant fans and rehash over and over and over how much of a jackass russell is. how many times can u handle a conversation w/ a friend who always brings up a horrible incident that happened every time over an over. it gets overbearing after the millionth time. all newcomers are going to see on this blog now is we all whine about russell. it’s a waste.
Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!
by mikesd1981 on Jul 7, 2010 7:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
But he is an interesting specimen of failure
and a model of how not to be. That’s why, I think, people are talking about him.
You are not saying that just because the Holocaust is over, we should stop discussing it, right?:)
by Spirals galore on Jul 7, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
We talk more more about Russell
than people do the Holocaust. And the Holocaust hasn’t been corrected, nor can it ever be. The Raiders released Russell, thus correcting the problem.
Win, Lose, or Tie, Raiders til I die!
Russell is not as painful to discuss
Listen, I know what you are saying. But this discussion here is not whining over Russell. Everyone has a different take, and what we do is discussing his case. That’s what makes this blog great.
by Spirals galore on Jul 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You
sit and whine about us talking about Russell, guess what? We love to do it. The sight is a fan sight to discuss mostly things related to our favorite team and unfortunately he was part of it. So when things arise with him in the news guess what? We talk about it. Then you always pipe and say something like “use the search button this was discussed before”. If you don’t like us talking about it why do read it and post comments it just shows you are intrigued by JaWishIHadSomeBenedryl. Let it go yourself if you don’t want to talk about him because you by responding fuel it more.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Benedryl, very good. ... with so much cough syrup, he managed to choke
S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
by Sons-of-Blanda on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
He failed as a so called NFL QB, and now he fails as a drug user. Cough syrup come -on how lame is that, they will have his fat ass over the bunk at the county jail.
by CPT.Caveman on Jul 7, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is making fun of his drug arrest
mike wtf do you think most of these pics are doing? Its pretty clear they make fun of him and his drug arrest, and his fat boyness, and his laziness. that almost covers it.
We've been laughing at JaMarcus the Hutt for a couple years now
glad you guys can finally join in :)
daaayuuuuum! you gonna take that KB?!? lol -Broncs55
Absolutely not. KB is a function of aggression and rage, the derivative of which can be traced back to my childhood.-KentuckyBronco
PS3 ID: KoRnHo|ed
Shall we continue to commence the roast?
Shakin’ my muhfuckin’ head…….he seems to forget that there are backups, FAs, retired players, and QBs on the Practice Squad that would be chosen in the Pro Bowl before him.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
It is all about coming together as a team. At the end of the day, the team is all we have. - T. Branch 10-14-09
by Raymond St. Martin (Saint) on Jul 7, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
=1,000,000 LMAO!
If I could please clarify one thing? I believe each team carries 3 total QBs and if so it will be another 45 QBs to go just in the AFC.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS A GOD!!!!!
I shall be back with more etherous photoshops now that my account and content is back.
by Don't Ban Me Bro on Jul 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
hahaha, this is the best post I've ever stumbled upon at S&BP.
Highly rec’d.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
PS3 ID: broncomaniac6
I love this post. OMG. Hilarious.
highly rec’d.
Last Name: Ever, First Name: Greatest
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this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
by The Licensed Pessimist on Jul 8, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It is great to see that you can laugh about it,,,,
but I really take offense at your bashing of one of my favorite Raiders!! (can’t do the sarcasm font thing) Glad for your sake that he has FINALLY left the building, but now you can openly say what we all thought for his entire time in Oakland. I wish you all the best … against the Chargers and Broncos especially. Great post!
by TXChiefan on Jul 6, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
When we drafted him.....I kicked a puppy.
So believe me when I say that not every Raider fan thought he’d amount to anything before, during, and after his time here. I hoped for the best but expected the worst, and got it. Smh.
He’s the only dude that wore 1 jersey his whole career but played for a different team every Sunday……smh.
Like I said before, I wish you guys the best this year. I also wish you the absolute worse on November 7th, and January 2nd. This year is gonna be a pretty decent year for both of our squads so lets hope SD and Denver can start sucking like a cheap whore whenever they play either of our teams.
by Raider Zealot on Jul 6, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Chiefs and Raiders need to start trashing San Diego and wipe that smirk off Phillip Rivers face.
get used to it,
phil is going to be kicking azz and taking names for years to come! Now see, thats how you draft a QB!!!
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
... and then John Henderdon comes in, and sits on Rivers while giving him a reach around..
lol
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
by patriotguy2 on Jul 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
who u WR'S
san diego
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
lol
look like u can triper cover gates this year
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
AND THE RAIDER RECEIVERS ARE BETTER?
please…. VJ alone had more receptions than the whole lot of them, thanks for the belly laugh tho
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad he won't be available until after we've played both games.
Smh @ you thinking this is 2006 and your team will just smooth sail through the division again.
Our WR corps has more upside than yours does without VJ. We’ll see how it all plays out on the field but this is the first year you guys will have to work to get ahead of the division and we all know how well your team responds to pressure in crunch time.
So, how will you guys choke in the playoffs this year? Antonio Cromartie’s impression of a Spanish Matador was SPOT ON last year. Shall we expect the same of Shawne Merriman, if he stays healthy?
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
one last one
i looked up “stay, not get healthy” in the dictionary, and it said “see Mcfumble, Darren”
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the first year you guys will have to work to get ahead of the division
*stay, not get
You were saying?
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
my bad,
i thought you were refering to your line about merriman, and for the record, the last 2 years denver put up a fight at the start of each season before collapsing like wet toilet paper down the stretch and allowing themselves to be overtaken
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
and 2007... and 2008.... and 2009....
and btw, cro learned that matador move watching the raider run D the last 7 years
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, and btw?
we do make the play-offs, something no other Cali team has done since 2002
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche on the Run D quip, it's also the same D that beat the absolute shit out of your team in the Season Opener.
Bwahahaha @ the playoffs comment. The banner in your avi is the closest thing your team will ever come to being champions so I ain’t even mad at that. Shall I recite my favorite countdown?
3…….Raiders
2…….Broncos
1…….Chiefs
0…….Chargers
Poetic, no?
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as i can recite mine
13-0 (we all know that one)
8-0 philip rivers record vs oak.
7 (cons 5 win or loss seasons)
PS, regarding last seasons opener…. ummmmmmmmm remind me who won again? moral victories only count in pop warner
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Bwahahaha @ you thinking your team will go anywhere without your starting LT and WR....
Bwahahaha @ you thinking your team is anything more than a bridesmaid this year, just like you’ve been for your entire 50 year existence. How does a team win 13 games in a row and still be down 54-44 in the all-time head-to-head series?
by Raider Zealot on Jul 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the same way a team "claims"
to be one of the best of all time, but holds all time records for futility(the above mentioned 7 straight 11+ loss seasons, the alltime worst record over 100 games)
dig up your dusty, rusty rings if you like, ancient history is all you have. In the here and now, where the rest of the world lives the raiders are nothing more than a joke, like a player who hangs around long after his career is over
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't appreciate history because your team doesn't have one.
We may not have had much these last few years, but at least we’ve got our history. We have something to look back on and be proud, we have a legacy to build on. All your team has is a handful of meaningless AFC West banners and years of wasted potential.
Yep, that’s really something to be proud of.
"I came back with an I-Don't-Care attitude. If I had an open shot, I was taking it."
--The Robert Horry
I bleed Purple N' Gold and Silver N' Black... because of this rare condition, I am no longer allowed to donate to the Red Cross.
by The_Power_and_the_Glory_of_Robert_Horry on Jul 7, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
just like the last 7
years (and counting) are really something to be proud of as well? granted, we may not have a ring (yet) but our accomplishments have also never been so horrendous over an extended time period, as have the raiders.
Like i said, in the Here And Now, where all the rest of the world except, apparently, raider fans, live, your team is the brunt of a series of bad jokes
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
don't forget LTs electric glide!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAm8gVVc5iY
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
uhhhhhhh, THAT WAS
A NIKE COMMERCIAL, he didnt write it, in fact, that was filmed a solid 2 years before it was even released. your going to tell me cindy brady never appeared in any commercials?
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he had one for global warming, or cleaning up the earth or something like that.
It was funny as hell!
And even if it was a nike commercial, it still was freakin’ hilarious! LT rapping like Shaq, cheesy dancing, and hilarious effects.
“LT Slide! Electric Glide!” LOL
P.S. I didn’t realize the video was sped up, so here it is again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5sDXBOEsi4&feature=related
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
i would just like to note
the reason this windbag says f*** eli and his daddy is because big archie told lil eli that if he played for san diego that
1. he would be the great qb he can be and as soon as his numbers dip just a fraction over a season he would get let go
(thats called horrible franchise-player relations)
2. he would never ever EVER get a ring, archie knows the chargers wont ever get one unless AJ smith sells his soul to the devil (AJ is currently playing hardball, Jackson is in the deal and thats why they arent trading him)
3. he would have to deal with bandwagoning a$$ players that only rep their colors when theyre winning.
(count it, not one single charger flag following their inevitable playoff losses, compared to the raiders who actually can say they bleed silver n black 365 days a year and yes that includes leap year)
thank you and have a nice day :)
by futureraider on Jul 14, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Funniest thing I've seen this week!
Hilarious.
Must be a relief to be rid of that joker. I can’t really imagine.
you have no idea
it was like another super bowl win for us, and looking forward to beating the Chargers.
"If your only ambition in life, is to be a better person; well, that's just the best ambition you can have..." Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew
nicely done......
fader nation is a conquered nation
Jerry Jones is Al Davis with a smile!
CHICAGO...Where Quaterbacks' careers go to die!
Leave JaMarcus alone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
How in the heck! Is the rest of the AFC West gonna get past the Raiders now? Thanks for the memories J Mac! That case of Lortab is in the mail.
Seriously though… anybody that would rescue Fats Domino from the Katrina flood is alright in my book. When he signed most indications were that he was going to be very good QB.
by Trendsearcher on Jul 7, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WE are makeing fun of him
because thats what he has been doing to us for the last 3+ years.everytime he took a sipp of that purple shit he was laughing and saying"man,them dumb ass Raider fans think i am gonna work my ass off and try and win some games,there F’ing stupide!Big Al just payed me $39mil.I gots to go gets me sum mo o’dat sizzurp.later loser nation"so yea. EEF him and lets hope no other teams in any league are stupieg enough to give him a shot.
by raiderrob67 on Jul 7, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i wanna see oakland
get better as a team because it will give the AFC west more resept KC too i want a 4-way dog fight like the NFC east
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
by j-man on Jul 7, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How about we all shut San Diego out, and just settle for a three-way dogfight between OAK, KC, and DEN?
"I came back with an I-Don't-Care attitude. If I had an open shot, I was taking it."
--The Robert Horry
I bleed Purple N' Gold and Silver N' Black... because of this rare condition, I am no longer allowed to donate to the Red Cross.
by The_Power_and_the_Glory_of_Robert_Horry on Jul 7, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lol,
Try winning 1 first. right now the dog fight looks like 3 poodles and a pit bull
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 7, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is
the pitbull? As far as I can see you have the poodle part right sans teeth and maybe the 4th dog is a schnauzer? As in all bark, no speed and looking silly after running a bit.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 8, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THE POODLES ARE THE ONES
that been getting tore up the last 7 years
"i'm not inclined to resign to maturity"...PSYCH theme
by $#%@ eli and his daddy on Jul 11, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I know
but the division as whole is not represented in any way by a pitbull with any team. Its like a pilot fish in pond with minnows. Even they look huge there but once in the ocean they cling onto sharks picking up the scraps but never taking down the prey themselves.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 11, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
dude, u guys aint made it to the bowl in how long?
you get blasted out of the playoffs like a high school team.
HENCE SUPERCHOKERS….
I'll Get Inside Your FACE!
by VaderBDCRaider on Jul 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
One of
my few forays into the Nation. We Broncos fans wish JaMarcus Russell played forever but ultimately it’s obvious he’s a worthless tool. Not even Raiders fans deserve a scumbag like this. There I said it!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Jul 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
+1
I don’t know how many times talking with Bronco fans we would agree that JaMarcus Russell was great for us. However, as j-man said, the teams in this division should all get better so the AFC West will be highly respected.
You've more compassion than me; I'd wish JxMxxxxx on Denver for a century
S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
by Sons-of-Blanda on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The back peddeling has started...
there going to be doing alot of that this year.that guy is giving us 8-8 now.by mid season he will be talking about how he predicted the Raiders would make the playoff’s and how they could make the super bowl.
by raiderrob67 on Jul 7, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Gotta
love the pic with the field covered in Robutussin (sic?) bottles LMAO
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
got a legit belly laugh outta that one myself!
"If your only ambition in life, is to be a better person; well, that's just the best ambition you can have..." Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew
Bahahaha.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
OMFG I WORKED AT THAT POPEYES!!!!!!!!!11
NO EFFIN JOKE YO I WAS THERE I WAS THE FREAKIN COOK ON MY BREAK AND THEYRE LIKE WERE OUTTA CHICKEN
NOT EVEN LYING MAN THAT SHEET WAS SCARY AS HELL I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE A RIOT!!
by futureraider on Jul 14, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could
do all of this video editing because I had a great idea. You know how Red Bull gives you wings? Well Purple Drank is the reverse Red Bull quite obviously, just look how it slows you down into the ground.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 9, 2010 6:11 AM PDT reply actions
yeah
but not quite as graceful as a drunk pelican or as agile.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 9, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I had an idea that had to do with a dodo bird.
:)
I'm also a Raider Fan dammit!!! RAIDER NATION!!!!
Down with Big Brother!
For all those
who discussed the subject of victimless and targeted people this article may shed some light on the issue(s).
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=An6IXS5BLWwVg4uiYMv5JAZPfgM6?slug=ap-purpledrank
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Wait - not sure what the article proves
except that man is an addictive animal by nature, and and if it’s not one thing, it will be another. Hey, cottage cheese makes me drowsy, and I am sure it too has narcotic properties if abused. Anything has narcotic properties if abused. What is this – anything that we become abnormally attached to becomes evil, has to be banned and people who abused it have to be chastised and charivaried. Hey, I am addicted to this blog – should it be banned? Should the Raiders be banned because I am addicted to them? Exercise bulimia is bad – should exercise be banned? Health food addiction is as much a bulimia as anything – should we barricade Whole Foods and demand that it be closed? If you ask me, human nature should be banned for being so addiction-prone. Pelikanhood becons.
by Spirals galore on Jul 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
charivari is the practice
of rolling people in tar and feathering them, then carting them across town for egging. We no more practice it literally – there are more subtle methods nowadays.
by Spirals galore on Jul 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
dont forget run out on a rail...
where they stuck a pole up your arse and shoved you outta town…
I'll Get Inside Your FACE!
by VaderBDCRaider on Jul 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Never said it proved
anything. I said it shed some light. As in shedding light on the issue of purple drank and its implications with it being more than just a few entertainers drinking it. As in the not so victimless kids discussed in the article that have been drinking it and how some former and current players were caught with related substances.
Win at all costs! Winning ugly is still winning! Remember the past and what got us to the top before. Jim Plunkett and winning ugly......enough said!
by TheLyleAlzadoPunch on Jul 10, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions
JaMarcus Russell - Biggest bust ever!
What a waste of a first rd pick. To think, we could’ ve had Calvin Johnson.
by SILVER AND BLACK SURFER on Jul 12, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL!!!
Been reading SB Nation for ever. Had to sign up to comment on this. funniest thing I’ve seen in o long time.
I always love JaMarcus bashing.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
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