Gentlemen, I require some help.
Recently, my basketball team received our new uniforms. And I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that these are things of beauty. Not quite as beautiful as the Silver and Black, mind, but sexy nonetheless.
However, we also have a problem. See, one of our other mates decided he wanted to join as well and I was happy for this to happen, if only because now I'm not the worst player on the team. This means he needs a uniform as well and unfortunately the Chinese child slave labourers who make them can't make less than seven per set. So now we have to get six extras done.
With that in mind, and my current jersey number (#13) being rugby-related, I decided to go for a Raiders' name and number theme and buy a second one. The five options I have are in the poll. Honestly, they all seemed like great (and funny) ideas which I'll probably wear in games given that we have whatever we like on our jerseys (my current name is Forrest Gump - I had a deal with one of the other guys to get it because he thinks I run like Forrest. In return, he had to get Sasquatch on his cause he's a big hairy c**t).
So which do you think would look the best on a basketball jersey?