Raiders vs. Chargers: Oakland Must Blitz Through Injuries
by Rich Langford on Nov 10, 2011 3:23 PM PST
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PrintThe Raiders have some crippling injuries in the secondary. It has reached the level that the recently signed from his living room Lito Sheppard will be starting at corner.
The situation at safety is looking as grim as the one at corner. Huff is really banged up. He will likely play, but be somewhat limited. Giordano should play, but he also has injury concerns.
Mike Mitchell may or may not play, and Ndukwe was not going to be able to back him up. The Raiders needed some healthy body to be available. So....
The Raiders have to blitz their way through this. They can't allow Rivers time to pick apart their battered secondary. They found great success blitzing Rivers last year, and teams are finding success blitzing him this year.
As for injured players that are attempting to go.....
We already knew McFadden wouldn't be playing. And that puts the burden of the ground game into the capable hands of Michael Bush. The big question is: who will be blocking for him?
Needless to say, the Raiders enter this pivotal game in less than an optimal position. It is time to see if they are ready to quit, or ban together and elevate their play because of it.
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Bad juju man
You know what happened last week with the premature victory dances going on around here.
Praise JoBu, we humbly ask for victory.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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by Ozraider on Nov 10, 2011 3:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You don't get it.
It’s reverse juju. I don’t expect a win so i’m trumpeting it.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
I am humbly asking for a victory on the side. I have even promised to cheer on the 49ers this weekend.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
XD
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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by Ozraider on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
It's from an online mini show called Dick Figures. It's about two idiots.
From the Happy Tree Friends people. But not as twisted.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
KC fan here...
Good luck tonight…
NFL Network just reported Bush is OUT tonight. So without DMC and Bush, who runs the rock tonight for the silver and black?
It's great to finally trust the men making the important decisions at 1 Arrowhead Drive.
Wait. WHAT???????
Jones I guess…. Bush is OUT???
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
I was hoping someone on here would confirm but I could have sworn I just heard them say Bush was ruled out on NFL Network.
It's great to finally trust the men making the important decisions at 1 Arrowhead Drive.
by OnlyKCFanNVA on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
No clue. I really hope you mean McFadden and bush will run. But if he's out we're down to a rookie (Granted, an amazing one)
And 5’7" Cartwright.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
Can't find anything on this.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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by Ozraider on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
My apologies...
I heard Michael Huff and thought I heard Michael Bush…
I truely do apologize…typical Chiefs fan…i know i know…
It's great to finally trust the men making the important decisions at 1 Arrowhead Drive.
understood...
i really did just make an honest mistake…
good luck tonight…
It's great to finally trust the men making the important decisions at 1 Arrowhead Drive.
by OnlyKCFanNVA on Nov 10, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
lol
Better than some of the chiefs fans I know lol
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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by Ozraider on Nov 10, 2011 3:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
anyone know
where i can listen to the game online?…i dont have nfl network and might be at the gym when the game starts
nevermind
i found the radio stream on the raiders website
by onedeepboricua on Nov 10, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Great i was wondering the same
Do uknow if Thats with greg papa calling it
by angelraiders on Nov 10, 2011 4:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
looking forward to hearing Mayock
"tough times call for perseverance and a tough mind. I have been told that I can't play football before. We all know what happened with that. #neverquit"--Mark Herzlich
""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
I dont think it’s a win tonight but I can hope. It’s either a great start to a 3 day weekend or an ugly one. Let’s pray it’s not a blowout. hue has to have these dudes inspired. Raiders are a 7 point underdog. I’m scurrrred
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I have 3 football teams.
My old HS (Clovis High, alma mater of Lamonica)
Fresno State
And Oakland.
Clovis is 9-0.
Fresno State is 3-6
Oakland has to help me out and have a good year and push it above .500
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Raiders are F'ed tonight
I am not thinking that I should watch tonight… Seriously, they may have 4 starting people out there on defense. Want to find a way to get Rivers on track, here it is! Only hope for the Raiders tonight is keep hitting Rivers, and hopefully one of those times he doesn’t get up. Other than that, kiss the division goodbye tonight. I HATE penalties, but if Seymour blows up #17 I will forgive him in an instant! hahahahahahaha
Go Raiders, just don’t embarrass yourselves tonight OK?
Ah.. Remember last year,when Ro trucked Sproles and knocked him out of the game?
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
yup, that is exactly what we need to see tonight
Remember in 03 when the Raiders escorted 7 QBs off the field in the hands of trainers? Time for something like that to happen….
Win or lose, unless the Raiders get some health, this season is a goner. This has to end soon, there are just too many injuries to be competitive. Seriously only 1 corner is playing that was on the opening day roster. WTF! Branch, Routt, Wimbley, Tommy, Seymour and Lamarr are the only starters who will be out there tonight at 100%. Huff will go out there and hurt the team worse than normal. UGH. I am getting depressed thinking about it.
Glad I didn’t get tix to the game!
I've decided to drink the Kool-Aid.
I’m going to be disappointed if they lose, but that would be the case whether or not I was a dour fucker before the game.
Raiders 140 – Chargers 45.
This game is going to blow everyone’s mind!!!!
Is rolando playing tonight???
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 3:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions
BLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! WE MUST DO THIS!
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
+1000000000000000000000000
And mix up the looks so Rivers throws INTs all night long
Here we come baby!!!
Just win baby!!!!
by Raider Roy on Nov 10, 2011 3:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Been listening for like an hour now....
I’m pumped!!!! Can’t wait for kickoff!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST FUCKING WIN BABY!!!!
Thats assuming the blitz gets there
Not getting my hopes up Im prepared for a loss..but ill be rooting like crazy
by angelraiders on Nov 10, 2011 3:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Wow...our nickel back is Boyd...plus Sheppard is our #2...that's a recipe for disaster
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
FUCK YOU SIR.
SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR KOOL-AID.
[Drinks 40th cup]
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
Listen to this man.
The Kool-Aid makes you feel so much better.
Lol...I might have to sip on some purple drank
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
by Buster Bluth on Nov 10, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Is Chekwa playing?
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Prolly not.
I hear it’s Routt and Sheppard and that’s it.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
We don't have multiple safeties
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
by Buster Bluth on Nov 10, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
hahahahahahaha!
Thanks for reminding me. You sir are definitely no helping my spirits
Especially the ones caused by drinking too much Kool-Aid.
Seriously guys, this stuff is tasty!
and Sterling Moore
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
by Buster Bluth on Nov 10, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
They cut the defensive version of Jawalrus too.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
But he doesn't have the uncoachable buffet-clearing talent the other two have.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Just hope he doesn't end up here
I could see Hue cutting Murph for him
But if we don't sign him
then our transformation into the 2005 Bengals will never be complete…
The way Murph is playing.
I might not object. Fucking WR’s are all we have any health at. I wouldn’t complain if one of DHB/Moore/Ford/Chaz was down. But nooo… Gotta be DMC.
[sips Kool-aid]
Was i angry about something?
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
I think it's about time
Rod Woodson suit up and show these kids how it’s done!
Or huff, or Mitchell in coverage....
Maybe even branch too
Dude WRs may be out there tonight
1 injury away
I'm thinking the same thing lol
DHB would be the best choice
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
I actually think DHB would make a solid CB
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
He should play both sides in this game lol
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
This is clearly why Hue wasn't giving him many reps last game
He’s secretly preparing him to play DB tonight. It’s gonna be AWESOME!
by Chris2814 on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJcw4yoIseo
Substitute Kool-Aid for Fun and you have my mindset.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Wow our secondary is literally going to be on the field with crutches lol
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
They should use those little carts that the old people have
they are faster, and you know the Raiders love their speed
by TD Rader on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Make that shit green.
Although I mostly see fatasses with them, not old folks.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
you can get them at Albertsons
There is one right down mission gorge
Ford is gonna put da team on his back doe!!!!!! Just Like vs kc last year.
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Oh god that was amazing. He FUCKING STRIPPED A CB OF A PICK IN MIDAIR!
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
Yup I’m prayin ford has that impact tonight!!! Maybe a KR td???……..
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
At least Floyd is out otherwise rivers could’ve broken the record for most passing yds in a game
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
GET OFF ME CHILDS PLAY!!! DARREN SHAPA HOOOOLLLLD MA DICK!!! LOL
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
IIIIIIIIIIII
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Huff inactive..rod woodson start stretching
by angelraiders on Nov 10, 2011 4:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I heard that 5 cups of Kool-Aid ago.
[Gets another cup]
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
I head an urban legend that if you drink enough Kool-Aid
The ghost of Al Davis will rise up and heal all the injured Raiders. So come on everyone. Drink up!!
normally Huff out would make me feel better
but since there is no one behind him…. This sucks
FEAR ME!!!!.gif)
todays inactives
RAIDERS INACTIVES: QB Terrelle Pryor, QB Jason Campbell, RB Darren McFadden, CB DeMarcus Van Dyke, FS Michael Huff, CB Chris Johnson, G Bruce Campbell.
Any more trickery from hue tonight?? I don’t think Carson can fake like Campbell does. It’s an art
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I'm fine with it.
Who would you prefer?
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
i wouldnt mind ford
moore doesnt seem too confident returning punts and not always smart
by onedeepboricua on Nov 10, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
who would you rather have? Miller???
Everyone else the Raider have tried has sucked. He is the best they have. Won’t need to worry about that tonight though.Your defense will need to make a stop in order to force a punt, and that aint happening
I made this question a fanshot, will delete.
Hello Raider nation. I have a question. Do I have real reason to believe that Jacoby Ford will play well for a second week straight. Is he CP’s favorite target? Thanks guys, and GO RAIDERS tonight. Phuck the Bolts.
I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.
Well... They seem to rotate the focus every few weeks. Next it'll be Chaz. DHB has had his run.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
To me it seems like CP may change the trends of the first half of the season.
I know Ford had a good week last week, but I am curious.
I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.
by Chiefs_swagger on Nov 10, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
Dunno. I watched everyone pick up Moore in their fantaasy team after Buffalo only to be burned.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
Right.
I just don’t want to start Brandon Lloyd’s lame ass.
I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.
by Chiefs_swagger on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
Ford seems to be Carsons favorite at this point
by RyanTheRaider on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Over/Under?
5 catches.
I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.
by Chiefs_swagger on Nov 10, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Who in the secondary is healthy? Routt, Sheppard, Boyd, Branch, Mitchell
Just enough players for nickle coverage. We are f"cked if anyone gets hurt.
BTW a few years ago the Raiders played the Jets who had a converted WR at Corner, we made him cry – literally after giving up 2 TDs to James Jett
by Oceanside Raider on Nov 10, 2011 4:23 PM PST reply actions
Pats had that WR who played corner....
He did pretty well… We shall see who is the best on the Raiders tonight if there is so much as one injury….
I predict tons of zone tonight
Troy Brown
And C-Wood would play WR once in a while
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Watch the Chargers go with hella 4 wide sets
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
We'd be screwed
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Until Rivers throws it to Seymour, who stares at it with puzzlement before lumbering back for the TD.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
Thats OK
if he is flagged fro dragging Rivers dislocated arm all the way to the endzone with him
Hahah that’s hilarious I can picture that!!! Just like woody from toy story.
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That's not a yellow flag
it’s just confetti from the celebrations!
Kool Aid: It makes everything a party.
by Chris2814 on Nov 10, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Im out, gotta head to the bar
and get my pre-game fade on. I may not even make the second quarter unless carson comes out slinging!
Last time raiders played the dolts late in primerime…. I believe we were raped but Andrew Walter was the qb. Only score was a kick return
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:30 PM PST via mobile reply actions
No, I remember a game since "the Andrew Walter Era."
I was at it, here in SD, Thursday night. Russel was our QB. Huggy Bear @ RB. I remember a Kick Return TD, can’t remember who it was. Higgins maybe. We scored more than 1 TD though
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
Clements
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
NVM
Justin Miller
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
He went to Clemson
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I forgot he even existed
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Really? Well jruss left due to injury and Walter was left to stinknit up. The kick return was from that super fast cb (name one who isn’t). He was a jet for a while. His name is on the tip of my tongue though. Can’t remember another score but the return
Came right before halftime.
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Never mind, we did only score one TD.
This was the game.
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
QBs combined went
17-30, 129 yards, 0 tds, 3 ints. Gross
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
That game was so bad i think umma have nightmares tonight… Thanks mayne
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Just take 2 Kool-Aids and you'll sleep like a baby
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Need more than that. I think i have a migraine
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
No
We almost beat them with Japurple two years ago
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Rivers 600 yds 5 Tds and 5 or 6 picks? Score is 51-50. I seriously had a dream
A couple of weeks ago and raiders lost 51-50 no joke but it was just a dream
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Chekwa is in warm ups...
Looks like he is playing…
by GODSxWARRIOR on Nov 10, 2011 4:35 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Nice
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
I already have a headache… Fuck. If this is a loss then I’m screwed
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:38 PM PST via mobile reply actions
LBs just came out...
McClain lead em out… He ready to go…
by GODSxWARRIOR on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Let's Fuckin' Git After It Nation!!!!
Time to Git Down or Lay Down! Enjoy the game…
by TheColdStareofDaveStewart on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST reply actions
LET'S GO RAIDERS!!!
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
So according to Wikipedia,
one of our teams nicknames is “2nd to the 49ers?” I wasn’t aware of this…. (It says it on the right side, under “Team History” and above “Championships.”
Some 9ers fan probably threw that in there. heh
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
I’d take Campbell or Carson over alex smith anyday. He should thank the awesomeness of Patrick willis and that defense
by RaiderKilluminati on Nov 10, 2011 4:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
indeed
"THE TIME TO WIN IS NOW" - Coach Hue Jackson
Raider Nation, all hand's on deck or get the hell off the ship! That's the way it's gonna be around here from now on! If a 7th & 5th round pick gets you Aaron Curry (a former 4th overall 1st rd. pick) instead of a couple of crap-shoots a year later, then fine and if dealing away a couple of first rounder's gets you a proven franchise quarterback like Carson Palmer and a legitimate shot at the playoffs, then great, you know why? Because our team is standing behind it's motto & legacy, "Just Win Baby!" and "Commitment to Excellence" instead of "Suck for Luck" and "Give Up". Imagine if you were a fan of a team that actually bought into that!?!
Cheers,
- Saint
by The MoonMan 804 on Nov 10, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
And Frank Gore and Harbaugh
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Indeed. If "2nd to the 49ers" is legit,
then surely “Forty-whiners” is good too, yeah?
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
DO IT
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
It is done
Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.
by KlausChadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just check the Whiners wikipedia page
I didn’t do it, but it’s been edited appropriately.
Just looked. CAn we do the Donkeys' or is that overreaching?
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Nov 10, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
I personally feel like it's a legit edit.
It’s a common nickname around these parts.
Go Raiders!
Gotta get up around 4am, but I am gonna do my best to see this whole game.
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