JOBU PRAISE THREAD!
by Ozraider on Nov 11, 2011 12:08 AM PST
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WHAT A FREAKING WIN!!!!
Holy crap I havent been so happy with a win for a long time.
It did get a little hairy in the second half but we had one more thing on our side than we did last week.
THE ALMIGHTY JOBU!
There was a rumor that Phil Rivers stole JoBu's Rum before the game and the he would incur the Mighty JoBu's wrath and did he ever - 6 SACKS BABY!! The mighty hand of JoBu was present through out the game notably the Lito out of bounds TD play, VJ running in to a wall of JoBu JuJu giving up on that deep ball and you can't tell me that Big Kam and Mike Bush were not at least slightly possessed by the spirit of the great JoBu.
Now Raider Nation join the almighty JoBu in a celebratory shot of rum, a victory Cigar, Praise him and humbly ask for his blessing against the Vikings next week.
YO BARTENDER JOBU NEEDS A REFILL!!!!!!
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There is a disturbing lack of JoBu gif online OZ
I’ve been looking for one of Harris getting hit in the head w/ the bat and haven’t found jack shit. Disgraceful.
Slithering along the edge of a straight razor.
Agree 100%
JoBu gets disrespected just like the Raiders smh
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Does JoBu have any scriptures?
Rituals, prayers, traditions….
Girlfriend: So the guy who catches the ball is the catcher, right?
Me: No. They are called wide-receivers. Catchers play baseball.
Girlfriend: Samething.
JoBu can be appeased with offerings of Rum and cigars
There is not much information about the mighty and mysterious JoBu but some say he is the rum drinking and cigar smoking relative of Papa Legba who the Hatian Voodoo the intermediary between the loa and humanity.
Pouring a shot of Rum for JoBu prior to the game and letting it sit for JoBu throughout ala Rambis64 is the way to go followed with a victory cigar upon victory.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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by Ozraider on Nov 11, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll give it a try.
Makes as much sense as any other religion.
Girlfriend: So the guy who catches the ball is the catcher, right?
Me: No. They are called wide-receivers. Catchers play baseball.
Girlfriend: Samething.
by dram5780 on Nov 11, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
XD
and you get to drink rum and smoke cigars!
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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by Ozraider on Nov 11, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This conversation was awesome
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by Rich Langford on Nov 11, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
Would that make Mecca be
somewhere in the Caribbean? Maybe even here:
http://www.hellomagazine.com/travel/2004/07/07/johnnydepp/
For 3 1/2 quarters it looked like his JuJu was working on the ref's too.
I will never recover from Al Davis saying, "I should never have fired Art Shell"
Hate to be blasphemous, BUT
I think in the second half D Moore may have said FUCK YOU JOBU, I DO EET MYSELF.
MexicAN AmericAN VegAN
bad juju bro
JoBu guided us to victory despite our self destructive tendencies.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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Oh no no no no no no
I’m not saying that I PERSONALLY believe that. There may be some godless heathens out there who think that way.
MexicAN AmericAN VegAN
hahaha
Damn godless heathens XD
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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I poured a shot of Rum for Jobu
and left it on the bar for him all game.
Jobu accepted our offerings and cast bad JuJu on the Dolts and gave Curry the strength to knock their starting left tackle from the game, paving the way for Wimbleys awesome performance.
"Now I know what your thinking, did he fire six shots or only five. Ive forgotten myself in all this excitement, but being that this is the 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean off, you have to ask your question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk!"
Dirty Harry Callahan
brilliant work
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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Let this stand as a testament to Almighty JoBu's power
He used the team’s most public christian as a vehicle for his master plan. All praise JoBu
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by Rich Langford on Nov 11, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
+1
Praise joBu!!!!
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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I am happy we won
Great movie, but that doll still freaks me out. No disrespect of course. But the dudes creepy.
by lakers007raiders on Nov 11, 2011 12:32 PM PST reply actions
Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
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by Rich Langford on Nov 11, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
baaahahahahaha
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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Wait a minute!
Pretty sure I used to work with that guy. Ask him if he’s ever hung drywall.
Girlfriend: So the guy who catches the ball is the catcher, right?
Me: No. They are called wide-receivers. Catchers play baseball.
Girlfriend: Samething.
baaaahahahahaha
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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awesome
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
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Little known fact: mere seconds before getting capped by the SEALs, Bin Laden uttered the words
“Up yer butt, Jobu.” So yeah, not a whole lot of room for non-believers, imo.
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