That's right. It's time for that biannual Wild West Shootout! The 3-5 Tebowncos invade Narrowhead Stadium to take on the 4-4 Kansas City Squaws in what is sure to be one of the most exciting games of the year!

Let's look at how the teams match up.

Offense

DEN 20th
KC 24th

Defense

KC 21st
DEN 22nd

With stats like those, you know this will be real knockdown, dragout, slobberknocker of a football game. Look for precision passing, brutal defense and (yawn)...what was I saying?

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The Tebowncos coming off their 1st win in four games vs. the Oakland Raiders, look to improve their record to 4-5 and drag the Squaws into the cellar with them. Hey, 1 out of 4 is not bad. It's like Wesley Snipes says in "White Men Can't Jump":Even the sun shines on a dog's @$$ some days. So good job, Tebowncos. Way to not get swept 2 seasons in a row, and way to keep those playoff dreams alive, emphasis on the "dreams".

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Meanwhile, the Squaws are coming off...um, a game where difficulties presented themselves. Difficulties running the ball, difficulties passing the ball, difficulties stopping the other team from doing the same...well, you get the point. Not a pretty sight if you live in the greater Kansas City area.

There's a lot on the line for these two teams as they..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

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