RaiderDamus Sees The Future: Week 9- Raiders vs. Broncos
Ahoy, Raider fans! It is I, RaiderDamus, the poobah of prediction, the sultan of surmising, the chief of conjecture, and the World's Freshest Man. This week is our second annual Broncos Week. Our heroes take on the Tim Tebow-led Broncos in a rematch of Oakland's Week 1 victory at Mile High. What does the future hold for our beloved crew? Do we have smooth sailing before us, or are we heading right into a squall? As usual, it shall be revealed to you as it was revealed to me.
This game hinges on two things, like most games do: the quarterbacks. Both of them are huge question marks. Does Carson Palmer have enough grasp of the offense to march the Raiders consistently down the field? Conversely, does Tim Tebow have enough tensile strength in his ribcage to withstand the repeated beatings he will suffer from Richard Seymour and Tommy Kelly? Denver's offensive line has gone from bad to worse this year, giving up 3.14 sacks per game. You may recognize that number, it's pi as the Donkeys have given up 22 sacks in 7 games thus far. The Donkeys have given up seven sacks in each of Tim Tebow's two starts, and gave up five against the Raiders in Week 1, two of which were executed by Richard Seymour. It's going to be a long day for Tim Tebow.
The good news for Tebow is that he is at his best when things break down and the defense is undisciplined. The Raiders are known for having a lot of speed and little discipline, so Tebow may have some success, but he won't have enough. Tim Tebow will run, he will pass, and he will fall down with a large man on top of him. Such is the way of things for Raider opponents. Tebow has the misfortune to face the Lions and Raiders consecutively. He will be very sore come next week's game against Kansas City.
The Raiders, on the other hand, are not so much 'awful' as 'injured'. I doubt McFadden will go, but McFadden hasn't exactly been a world-beater without Marcel Reece in the lineup. Michael Bush will get to follow Mr. Reece through the line on Sunday and he will have plenty of success doing so. This will take the pressure off Palmer to win the game on his arm, something he was forced to attempt against the Chiefs and many times last year with the Bengals.
The Broncos really don't have a lot going for them. With the Raiders having two weeks to prepare for them, this game should be a win for the Raiders, but divisional games are never easy. The Broncos were terrible in Week 1 but still played the Raiders tough. This game won't be as close but the Broncos will play hard.
I want to say something here about Tim Tebow. By now you all know I am a fan of his, and it's fine if you're not. He is a pariah in these parts, a hated rival, but the general feeling on him in the media is somewhat negative at this point. I don't really get that. Kyle Orton only won a single game for Denver this year, and that one barely over the Bengals. Orton was awful in every conceivable way. Tebow has already matched Orton's win total, and did so in rather dramatic fashion. To take a beating against Detroit is something several teams have done this year, but fourteen sacks in two games is absolutely inexcusable for the offensive line. The Lions are one thing, with the best D-line in football, but Miami is a different story. I watched that game, Tebow had someone in his face every time he dropped back. Ryan Clady is the only decent lineman they have, they need to completely rebuild their line. Tebow was the greatest college football player of all time at Florida, Orton was pretty good in Chicago, but all of a sudden in Denver they are awful? Forgive me for not pinning the blame on either of them. If Tebow had a line even as good as the Raiders, he would have vastly more success. I hope the Donks don't bail on Tebow before addressing their line, because if they acquire someone else in the draft or through free agency or turn to Brady Quinn, he is gonna get killed too. However, as John Elway is a horse-faced buffoon, that is most likely exactly what will happen. /end rant
In any case, unless the Donkeys line suddenly turns into the strength it was during the Shanahan years, more of the same for them this week. Raiders win, 27-16.
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I don't really hate Tebow personally
But his delusional irrational supporters are unbearable. I actually feel sorry for him for the fact that he has been thrust in to a position that he is not ready for by the stupid fans with the bilboards etc who in reality have set him up to fail.
If he was on another team I could see me barely noticing him
But he’s on the Donkeys.
I can’t give a straight answer for that because I automatically hate him. I think the only pass I ever would have given on that note would have been to Fargas. I could never hate the Huggy Jr.
"The Raiders are the Bad Guy Professional Wrestlers of the NFL. Everybody hates us, and loves nothing more then to watch us lose. We got the costumes, we got the facepaint, and the attitude. All we are missing is a bunch of rednecks to start chanting USA USA USA at us..." - ME
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by TheDudeAbides138 on Nov 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Saw a breakdown of Tebow in the pocket and I am convince he brings at least half those sacks on himself
Joe Theisman broke down the film and showed how Tebow wasted time looking at oncoming edge rushers and moved forward to far into the pocket (anticipating tucking it?) and wasn’t patient. So the DonkyKong line may not be all that bad.
S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
"I made a trade for Seymour. ..I thought it was a great trade. Still do. [Al Davis 1/2011]
"I love to win, even against my daughters, I want to win" Hue "Action" Jackson 8/19/11
I can't blame him for worrying about the rush with a line as porous as his
I think he’d be better off just running if he doesn’t feel like he has time, rather than forcing a bad pass. His read progression will also have to improve, but I think with experience that will come. The fans don’t care if Tebow is a pocket passer, they only care whether or not he wins games.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
yeah, he has always done that
If you watched his Sugar Bowl performance vs. Cincinatti then you know he has a big arm and can get it done when he has protection. His problems are twofold- first, the line sucks and cannot protect him from the more complicated pro football defensive schemes. Secondly, Tebow in a boring John Fox rushing ball-control attack is a classic case of square peg, round hole. Fox has done nothing this season to show he deserved the job as head coach. He’s won a grand total of four games in the last two seasons, but he’s getting a free pass because Tebow is a much bigger story.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I am a Ducks fan now
But I grew up in Florida. Since they aren’t in the same conference I don’t feel a need to drop my Gators fandom.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I must say I have been much happier with Hue in the press conferences this week
less joking more serious and seems much more humble.
Wow
That’s like Deion Sanders speed.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
If you guys haven't seen this site
You should check this out:
http://40-yard-dash-times.com/oakland-raiders-40-yard-times.html
You been WAY OFF the last 2 games...
Please stop sharing… when the nfl.com playbook unanimously picks Oakland and you do as well… it’s been 100% THE OPPOSITE…
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Hey great donkey show!!. So if Tebow was the donkey then the girl would be…..





































