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A Just Win Baby?

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So a do or die game approaches for the 2012 Oakland Raiders at the O.co coliseum, and as I've said if indeed this final game vs. the San Diego Chargers should have playoff implications I'd be obliged to attend. You see, I purchased season tickets with intentions to maybe attend three or four games and sell the rest to help finance more long round trips, similar to how I did last season, but already attended more than I had planned, and also figured this being the New Year's holiday, that I might be travelling or elsewhere. Since I already gave my seat to another friend of my good friend with whom I share the two seats in the Black Hole, I thought to take advantage of the next season down payment offer for two free tix, but unfortunately just missed out on the final allotted seats.

So, I purchased two more seats for my very pregnant Patriots' fan wife and I, in the section above the Black Hole, between the goal posts, where I will probably buy next year as well. Of course, for the two of us the questions have already surfaced: Will he be a fan of the Oakland Raiders, or the New England Patriots?

Hit the jump to read on...

Star-divide

Bringing the Patriots' fan wife to the coliseum for a Raiders game, you ask, pregnant no less?

As some of you already know, this will not be our first trip together, and I believe under normal circumstances she'd have wished to skip this one having no interest, but for it being New Year's and that we've hardly spent the holiday apart since we've been together. I think deep down inside I want our unborn child to be present for this moment, and there's definitely a part of me that thinks this event will do much to determine which color jersey our son--we've decided to call him Rhys--will ultimately wear. For those curious, it's a Welsh spelling of the surname of a certain nightmare mismatch FB on our squad. It's actually kind of serendipitous we're all going, and my wife knows that the fan I am requires I go. Our son Rhys, whose middle name has yet to be determined will be due in April, and neither of us have any plans or interest in trying to make our son become anything but the best person he can be. Of course, just like I was nearly certain he would be a boy, I think the odds say he'll want to be like his father and don the Silver and Black. I think my wife probably would agree.

I must admit, after watching a few weeks in a row like the last few we've had, and how my Sunday's are roller coasters of emotion and that I'm a pretty difficult person to be around for most, especially if they're not Raiders fans and even moreso if not fans of the game, that I would certainly have to warn any child embarking on the endeavor of becoming a fan of this game that choosing this team is not for the faint of heart, but in giving that notion deep thought I ultimately remembered that we are really born Raiders, and I think in a few months this world will witness it happen again in my son.

The fact I can look past the enormous character flaw that is being a fan of the New England Patriots and still love my wife completely and totally demonstrates I will love my own no less should he decide... no, should he not be the newest member of the Raider clan that is; I will wonder if he's mine, but I'll love him no less. I also told my wife the first gifts we'd receive from folks for the baby would be Raiders' gear: a baby Raiders stocking hung from the tree when we arrived in Las Vegas where her Mother and family live.

But seriously, I look forward to being there to witness a chance at Raiders history again. Christmas eve was historic when the Ghost to the Post took place decades ago, and this one had some great bombs that may just go down in history too should something miraculous happen this week. I can't wait to be there on New Years' day doing what I said I would do before the season began in rooting this team on to victory and feel grateful I'll be able to do it with my Raider brethren, my wife and our child for his first trip to the Black Hole.

I think fate probably decided Rhys will be a Raider, and I'm thinking Sunday will be special for a lot of reasons for Raider Nation. RIP, Mr. Davis. We feel your presence is still with us.

Just win, baby.

photos from Raiders.com: "The Next Generation."

http://www.raiders.com/media-vault/photo-gallery/Raider-Nation---The-Next-Generation/466531e0-a421-4dee-92af-ba44f3a73de4

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Divorce if she tries to make him a Patriots fan

Go to the authorities, child services will have to step in if she tries to make him a Patriots fan,.

13.

Build Lasers And Stuff For More Ownage, Dude!

by Wiedmann on Dec 27, 2011 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

nice! I think her wanting to have a girl to put in pageants was enough for me to will our child to be male...

I often tell her, that pageants for children are blatant abuse, and ground for divorce! I have a similar argument worked out for New England…

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats on the new addition, brhynno!

I tell myself that I won’t care if my son decides to be a Seahawk fan. It is what he will be surrounded by when he is outside of my house. But damn it, that is huge lie! I really really want him to be a Raider fan

They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.

by Rich Langford on Dec 27, 2011 10:46 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks bro!

a timely return to prominence would serve us all well. Here’s looking forward to that.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think you have too much to worry about

They’re the Seattle Seahawks.

13.

Build Lasers And Stuff For More Ownage, Dude!

by Wiedmann on Dec 28, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I have 2 sons both born in SoCal

and they are die hard Raiders and A’s fans.

If you need any brainwashing tips, just holler.

by easyraider on Dec 27, 2011 11:33 PM PST reply actions  

congratulations buddy

I am sure will want to be a Raider fan like his old man and he will be coming along right in time to witness the return to dominance!

"I’m gonna climb up you today, Stat! No layups!" - Dump

ONE NATION UNDER AL
Respect the reputation or it's an altercation.

by Ozraider on Dec 28, 2011 1:00 AM PST reply actions  

thank you, kind sir

winning fixes everything!

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

My girlfriend is a Cowboys fan. Should we ever have children, she plans on making him a Cowboy. It will no doubt be a brutal battle of wills. However, I often wonder if I want him to be a fan at all. I mean there have been many a down year for my team. Dare I say I’ve suffered more than felt success. In the end, I will surely attempt to make him a Raider fan for life. Ha, we also joke that he will hate us both and choose Denver or the Giants :P Good luck sir, push just enough and we shall have a new member to the nation!

by lakers007raiders on Dec 28, 2011 1:17 AM PST reply actions  

appreciated! That battle promises to be a brutal one

Arguably the two most well-marketed teams in the game. I have no doubt this does much to sell apparel and get us world wide fans simply due to the recognition. My wife and I both know that a Miami or KC fan would be the ultimate irony, and that it’s very possible. I think he’ll choose Raiders because he’ll get to meet the many great folks I know that represent Raider Nation, and they’ll win him over like they have me.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

black hole?

my familys season tickets are in 107 rows 1 and 2 seats 13 and 14. my twitter name is bigplaywaldge let me know if you want to hit up the seats for warmups/hanging. i talk to the players from my seat and jeanette thompson knows my name. id be happy to hook up any writer from this blog…the only quality raiders one i can find.

by bigplaywaldge on Dec 28, 2011 2:20 AM PST reply actions  

following! my regular seats are in 105, row 8, seats 14 and 15

my friends Sean and Ryan will be there, but we’ll definitely stop by pre-game to touch base. That’s awesome that you talk to players and know Jeannette! I’m jealous! lol. Looking forward to an amazing weekend, and we’ll see you there.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

congrats!

My wife is expecting a child this may, and she is very weary of the fact that I’m so emotionally invested in the Raiders. I’ve been saying for months now that this child is a Raider, like my dad is, like my brother is, and my sister and mom. It’s tradition in my family to go through rollercoaster emotions on Sundays, the highs of victory, the lows of defeat in heartbreaking fashion. Although I am now battling my wifes sister in law saying she is going to buy the child forty-niners stuff and giants stuff. My child (boy or girl, hopefully boy ;) ) will be a member of the Nation, anything else and he/she will walk the plank lol jk I will, as bryhno, love he/she unconditionally….they just better not become a chiefs/broncos/chargers/Niners/steelers/cowboys/pats fan lol

I like to believe my best HITS border on Felonious ASSAULT
-Jack Tatum

by DarksideJU08 on Dec 28, 2011 5:40 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

thanks, brother, and likewise

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The "5" Brother.

1: KC 2: Denver 3: San Diego 4: Pittsburgh 5: New England = MOST HATED LIST
Ahhh, how true love conquers all ! My oldest son is a Dolphin fan , and I owe him a bottle of Patron with our loss in Miami. The youngest is a video game Designer/Programmer and lost intrest years ago. The Old Lady (a 30 year veteran of watching me watch the Raiders)reads a magazine or leaves the house if shit REALLY goes south on the field.
Don’t ever do a “Marinovich” on any kid Nation. God made them in HIS image ,not ours.
I made both my boys sit and listen to Lynard Skynard’s “Simple Man” and told them that’s what I expected them to do. To this day they hate southern rock !
Bryhynno Brother , SOMEHOW though I get the feeling the kid will be all right and be sitting in the BLACK HOLE long after fossils like me are watching from above……………..
With Mr. Davis and Jack Tatum in that luxury box in the sky where WE ALL have season tickets down the road.
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR ! Rhys Stabler has a ring to it ,HUH?

by Wyoraider on Dec 28, 2011 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

I'm from a younger generation

I don’t remember the Immaculate Reception, so the Steelers are #5. I do remember the Bullshit Tuck Rule, so Pats jump in at #4.

by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 28, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The Steelers have so many against us like that

While I didn’t live through them personally either, at least on my own volition, I’ve seen enough replays and NFL films to feel that deep-seeded hatred deep down. NE and Pitt will always vie for position as rivals against us, with almost all of the 29 other teams jockeying for position as well.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I don't love them.

And the Steeler fans these days seem to be total assholes. But the Pats will always be more hated than them for me.

by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 28, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I Lived Threw Most Of Them And Hated Bitterly...But That Has Kooled Off Of Late...

The only thing that kicked it up a bit was last season with that “Seymour Punch” which I liked but the subsequent ejection and laughter by “Dumb Ben” on the sidelines which I didn’t like…But it’s far from the rivalry that it use to be…

“NE” has taken their place!!!

But forever #1 will be than Damn “Donkey” ASS which gets more and more bitter with each passing season….Obviously!!!

#2….“SD” with their worthless mouthiness and fair-weather fan-hood…

#3…“SF” now after living in the Bay area…They SUCK!!!

#4….“NE”…..No Doubt!!!

#5….“KC” although that’s a respected rivalry…Hated but NOT a punk type team like the rest…

"Tebowphobe"!!!

by PantyRaider on Dec 28, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a KC fan brother and a Cowboy fan too

whose daughter is a Bronco’s fan with a Saints husband. How’s that work anyways?

I, too, will rear my offspring by Lynard’s “Simple Man,” and I’ll pray he’s a “simple, kinda man…”

Happy New Year to you too, friend! I love the Stabler name! Convincing the wife might take some doing, but a seed has been planted.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

My dad is a Chiefs fan

and most of his side of the family are 49er fans. I believe one of them gave me a 49er plush toy when I was a baby. I proceeded to chew it’s nose off.

by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 28, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I personally have a #6 and #7
  1. - 49ers
  2. - Cowboys

Dont hate them as much as the aforementioned “5” but they’re still there in my hate list…

by Raider Roy on Dec 28, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations

new birth always brings hope and joy ,I hope Mom, Dad and Baby are all well.Happy New year

by Canadian Raider on Dec 28, 2011 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks, Raider brother from the Great White North

I wish you and yours the same happiness and health. Just win, baby!

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I read the funniest thing in a Bleacher report article.
Oakland won’t have it easy this week. They need to get Michael Bush involved early and limit how many deep passes they have to attempt against a talented San Diego secondary.

Yeah….. Deep passes were kinda the bread and butter of the last game, with Palmer averaging 15 yards per attempt.

by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 28, 2011 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

and .25 interceptions

lol

"I’m gonna climb up you today, Stat! No layups!" - Dump

ONE NATION UNDER AL
Respect the reputation or it's an altercation.

by Ozraider on Dec 28, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

…on the new babe. You have more tolerance then I do sharing space with a cheatriots fan. Robbed of the game in ’02 – tuck will always force hate on what shoulda been. This year even that d——-e brewski/ESPN has Raiders winning the west w/home playoff game w/Steelers. GO RAIDERS :-)

by R8rs4ever on Dec 28, 2011 10:34 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

that was a tough moment in the household

that lingers still today… perhaps a testament to the bond we share to live through such a travesty.

I think deep down inside she knows—as does Tom F. Brady—it was truly a fumble no matter how you call it, lessening the blow to an extent.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Potatoguy is the poster child for this very mixed marriage. You must gain a firm upper hand, my friend, or the child

may be an object of curiosity if not monstrosity.

S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
"George Blanda ... I really believe he is the greatest clutch player in the history of this game." Al Davis
"Let no thing possess you that you do not dictate." Raymond St. Martin

by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 28, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Potatoguy is a human metaphor of the struggle between good and evil.

"I’m gonna climb up you today, Stat! No layups!" - Dump

ONE NATION UNDER AL
Respect the reputation or it's an altercation.

by Ozraider on Dec 28, 2011 1:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

yes, the ultimate dichotomy of self embodied in blog form...

while we scratched out heads in wonderment such a thing could exist, he has proven they can though we will never truly understand. I believe the upper hand will be gained this weekend, and the very necessary reunion of Raider souls on our holy ground shall provide the necessary reinforcement.

What are the plans for New Years’ Eve? Shall we rendezvous for the final season meeting? I’d say it wouldn’t be right any other way, no? We will be four deep again, probably driving up Saturday for an evening arrival in Oakland.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

By all means you and the beloved attendants are most welcome; however, we won't be back (from shooting)

until quite late (ca.10:30 or 11 pm Saturday)

S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
"George Blanda ... I really believe he is the greatest clutch player in the history of this game." Al Davis
"Let no thing possess you that you do not dictate." Raymond St. Martin

by Sons-of-Blanda on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Great. We have plans to show Ryan around that should keep us busy until late. We'll be in touch

Looking forward to seeing you both, and to ringing in an amazing new year.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 29, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

‘Root for the ones in black or you don’t eat tonight."

by JaKe. on Dec 28, 2011 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

lol

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

brhynno......Nice....Wouldn't Worry About The Diferance In Fan Support Between The Spouse And You...

It ‘s nice that she has an interest in football to begin with so you actually share something even if on the opposite side of the fence…Kids are allot of fun when sports are involved and my son is still a Raider Fan even though he’s from Seattle…

In contrast my 1st “X” was all about trying to disrupt my season and jealous of the attention the Raiders got from me…Damn I’m glad that bitch is the “X”!!!

My 2nd wife died but became a Raider Fan although she was from Houston…She loved those game in “LA”!!!

Now #3 is such a cultural contrast being Buddhist/Asian and only 19…They only know about Soccer as football but she’s starting to show a little interest now in my Raiders….We plan a trip to the US this spring (Late April) and I’m planning to get her to a game….All she thinks now is “Screw-It”…..Which means “Crazy” in Khmer…About right!!

"Tebowphobe"!!!

by PantyRaider on Dec 28, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

I get the impression you have lead a very interesting life PR

"I’m gonna climb up you today, Stat! No layups!" - Dump

ONE NATION UNDER AL
Respect the reputation or it's an altercation.

by Ozraider on Dec 28, 2011 1:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

this might be the understatement of all made here

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't wait to meet you both in person, PR, and hopefully with Rhys in tow...

in a way, I think it’s already been written, and so shall it be done. I sort of don’t see any other way around it. I’d say I’m as sure of it as I was he’d be a boy; not sure how, but just knew it intuitively. I’m certain you know what I mean.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

O/T but Jacoby is back at practice!!

"I’m gonna climb up you today, Stat! No layups!" - Dump

ONE NATION UNDER AL
Respect the reputation or it's an altercation.

by Ozraider on Dec 28, 2011 1:44 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

[uncontrollably does the happy dance]

as if no one’s watching

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

First off Congratulations.

And don’t worry about that man, you’re the father!

That means that “Dad Law” is in full effect. There’s very few things fathers get on this planet. If this is your first child you are going to learn that one quickly. I have two myself and from my experiences with kids I’ve learned that fathers get two things on this planet.

1. You get the big piece of chicken.

2. You get to choose what sports teams your kids like until they are old enough to choose themselves. You get to pick for the simple reason that sports is going to be what you share with your kid.

And then here’s the trick of it all. Then you just be a dad. At the end of the day when your kids look at you they will more then likely gravitate to the team you like.

"The Raiders are the Bad Guy Professional Wrestlers of the NFL. Everybody hates us, and loves nothing more then to watch us lose. We got the costumes, we got the facepaint, and the attitude. All we are missing is a bunch of rednecks to start chanting USA USA USA at us..." - ME

"Contrary to popular belief, Al Davis is in heaven. Satan did not want Al in his domain, since Al already owns 49% of Hell and has always been known as a "Demon's Owner" " - ME

Follow me on Twitter: @JasonViolation

by TheDudeAbides138 on Dec 28, 2011 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

awesome!

can’t wait, man.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and thanks! awesome sig. didn't notice the change yet...

I’m pretty sure BECAUSE I’m not worried, the deal is sealed. He’ll meet way too many cool people he’ll want to be like.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks man, I've been writing alot of Raider material

For my upcoming entry into the world of Stand up Comedy. I know you aren’t supposed to narrow your material down like that, but the Raiders are a different story I figure I can get away with that.

"The Raiders are the Bad Guy Professional Wrestlers of the NFL. Everybody hates us, and loves nothing more then to watch us lose. We got the costumes, we got the facepaint, and the attitude. All we are missing is a bunch of rednecks to start chanting USA USA USA at us..." - ME

"Contrary to popular belief, Al Davis is in heaven. Satan did not want Al in his domain, since Al already owns 49% of Hell and has always been known as a "Demon's Owner" " - ME

Follow me on Twitter: @JasonViolation

by TheDudeAbides138 on Dec 30, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And two things

1. I think your Twitter is hacked, unless you are willingly passing on a bunch of ads for a friend or something

2. You need to get ahold of me Sunday. Me and my brother owe you a congrats, a thank you, and probably a couple of beers in person. I’ll send you my number.

"The Raiders are the Bad Guy Professional Wrestlers of the NFL. Everybody hates us, and loves nothing more then to watch us lose. We got the costumes, we got the facepaint, and the attitude. All we are missing is a bunch of rednecks to start chanting USA USA USA at us..." - ME

"Contrary to popular belief, Al Davis is in heaven. Satan did not want Al in his domain, since Al already owns 49% of Hell and has always been known as a "Demon's Owner" " - ME

Follow me on Twitter: @JasonViolation

by TheDudeAbides138 on Dec 30, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure. I reset my password.

I noticed it too. lemme know if it persists. I’ll call and plan on hooking up for sure. Planning on entering pretty early this time so as to avoid the long ass lines and such… Plus, I have rounds to make there too! We’ll be posting up as early as possible in the pkg lot.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 30, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what's so cool about seeing your own child especially for the first time?

It’s like looking at the face of your own immortality! Congratulations Rhino man!

by RaiderPsycho on Dec 28, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

e like Reece

just a unique spelling.

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, RaiderPsycho!

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 28, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats bro...

Hope you and your family enjoy the game….patsies are on their way down…Raiders are coming up again…your son will be a proud Raider Nation citizen….cheers bro!

by Raider Roy on Dec 28, 2011 11:29 PM PST reply actions  

That's Somting I Have Been Waiting For But Never Seems To Get here..."NE" In da Dumpster!!

One season it seems as if they be done and they come back to take the "PO"s again…Just about the time another AFCE team looks to be able to take them down they self destruct…Bills n Jets….Miami too!!…It’s now gotten to be a rather pathetic storyline….Just go away already!!!

"Tebowphobe"!!!

by PantyRaider on Dec 29, 2011 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I've been waiting and predicting 2...

I came to the conclusion that they will come crashing down the moment Brady and/or Bellichick retire….can’t wait!

by Raider Roy on Dec 29, 2011 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

greatly appreciated

my thinking exactly!

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 30, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

Congrats Brhynno, Raiders are born Raiders he will know his calling. Having a Raiders fan Gf I dont think ill have that problem. As long as he doesn’t choose the Donkeys your good.

by SlcRaider801 on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Article

I am very happy that this fan that wrote this article will be attending this most important game at the Black Hole, but what frightens me is the fact that he is bringing his wife who is expecting and no telling when. The point is the Fans especially the ones sitting in the Black Hole are not about to cheering with whispers if she is anywhere in that area. So I just hope she doesn’t end up having the baby during the game, that will be one heck of a conflict. Anyway let me be the first to congrat the author of this article and yes your son or daughter will be a Raider’s fan for life. Mr Al Davis will be sure of that. SO JUST BE A RAIDER BABY

Vincent Cinzano

by vincenzo on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Grazie mille, Vincenzo

this is just awesome:

Mr Al Davis will be sure of that. SO JUST BE A RAIDER BABY

""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.

by brhynno on Dec 30, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  


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