RaiderDamus Sees The Future Week 17: Raiders vs. Chargers
Ahoy, Raider fans! It is I, RaiderDamus, the excellence of execution, the truth, the answer, the oracle, and the World's Freshest Man. Today I come to you with not only a season review of the Raiders and RaiderDamus' predictive skills, but also with news of the future. The Great Beyond has informed me of the Raiders' fate this Sunday. According to custom, I shall reveal to you what was revealed to me.
First I wish to review the Raiders' performance. I think they've done quite well, considering their defense is dreadful, their owner died, their quarterback got severely injured, and their star runningback pulled a Yao Ming. At 8-7, the Raiders have a good shot at the playoffs. I don't believe they have a shot at the Super Bowl, but a playoff appearance would have everyone feel pretty good about the state of the franchise no matter what takes place within it.
RaiderDamus, on the other hand, is 9-6. I have actually outperformed the Raiders this year. However, as my task requires no actual physical prowess it is not terribly impressive compared to what the Raiders do, but every week i put my reputation on the line in a public forum and have mostly good results. As for my losses, here are the facts.
Twice I predicted the Raiders to lose, and they won- Jets and Chargers.
Four times I predicted the Raiders to win, and they lost- Bills, Chiefs, Broncos and Dolphins. The Raiders really ought to have won the Bills and Broncos games, and frankly ought to have beaten the Lions as well, which would make them 11-4 right now and would make me 10-5. The defense gave up substantial second half leads in all three of those games. That's Dallas Cowboy level chokery, folks. Rob Ryan and Chuck Bresnahan should be on a desert island somewhere together, drawing up fail defenses in the sand with pointed sticks, having a contest to see whose prevent defense can prevent less.
There have been times in which I have been questioned, quarreled with, even lambasted for my predictions. The Patriots game and the Green Bay game come instantly to mind. I predicted the Patriots would defeat the Raiders. I was called several names and even accused of being a Patriots fan. In that game I actually overestimated the Raiders, as they were soundly defeated.
In the Green Bay game I predicted the Raiders would lose, 45-17. I was not attacked as viciously, but many of you felt the Raiders would win. Such a thought! the very idea was laughable. Final score, 46-16. Chalk one up for the World's Freshest Man, indeed. Now, RaiderDamus is not above reproach, but that does not mean you are not a fickle, homerish, and querulous flock of sheep.
But that is in the past, and on we go to current events. This week the Raiders take on the Chargers, and are fighting for their playoff lives. They face a Charger team which is coming off a sound defeat by the same Lions team who rallied back against us the week before. However, that Charger team demolished the normally stout Baltimore Ravens earlier this month, so which Charger team will show up is a matter which until the game is underway shall remain undetermined. We cannot say if Philip Rivers will be more like Dan Fouts or Ryan Leaf. The one thing we do know is that the Chargers are beat up and have nothing to play for, other than the chance to knock the Raiders out of playoff contention. Still, a high-octane offense with nothing whatsoever to lose (except their coach's job) can be a dangerous thing.
The Raiders may finally be getting healthy. This is a very good thing. John Henderson and Darren McFadden may both be out, but the team has been making do without them. That being said, with Darren McFadden the Raiders are one of the very top teams in the AFC. Without Darren McFadden, the Raiders are merely a good team who can beat lesser teams but fall meekly before the elite teams, tripping over their own shoelaces. A stouter defense would make up for this, but a healthy McFadden frankly makes such a defense a luxury.
Luckily for the Raiders, the Chargers have proven to be something less than an elite team, especially in their current state of poor health. Moreover, the Raiders are playing at home, where the crowd will be raucous and will harry the Chargers at every opportunity. Penalties may be a factor, but penalties are ALWAYS a factor and the Raiders' level of success despite the alarming number of penalties speaks to both the overall talent level on the team and the steady, even-keeled coaching prowess of Hue Jackson. He is the rock of this team and he will have his finest hour on Sunday. I have little doubt the officials will do whatever may lie within their power to rob the Raiders of victory, but in spite of their efforts I see the Raiders coming out on top. Raiders win, 23-16.
I do not know whether or not this will be enough to get the Raiders into the playoffs. I have faith in the Ravens, but very little in the Jets, Texans, and Chiefs. Come what may, I am proud of the Raiders' perseverance this year in the face of crippling and surmounting misfortune, and I look forward to seeing before any of you what the future of the team may hold. GO RAIDERS.
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Well Bro I Don't Think It's That Close...I Think This Is One We Really Get Up For...Raiders 31-13...
"Tebowphobe"!!!
I can't say I've any confidence that the Raiders can win a game by more than one score.
They just haven’t shown that ability. I’ve waited every week for it to happen, but they just play too soft when they have a lead. I hope the MUST WIN nature of the game will give them that killer instinct they’ve been lacking. But even more than that, I just hope we win. Even if it’s 9-6. I mean, I’d be screaming and moaning the entire game and wanting to break things. But in the end I’d be happy enough to have the win.
I Just Feel It This Week...Something Is Going To Explode??...Something Is Edgy??
Coming of age party time…Turning that corner…Putting it all together…Coming to full realization…It’s Amp-Up Time
The lights come on and everyone ignites into a consuming flame that…

Burns Baby Burns!!!
"Tebowphobe"!!!
Hope you're right.
Having Ford and Jones back could give the offense a nice boost, at least. Damn, it’s nice to have week 17 matter, at least. I was still a teenager last time the Raiders made the playoffs. It’d be nice if they could get back in before I’m 30…
Likewise...
…it would be nice if they could get back in before I’m 60!
by mds54 on Dec 31, 2011 5:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
"Rob Ryan and Chuck Bresnahan"....And May I Add There's NO Al Davis To Blame This On!!!
Also I will add that prolley most of us didn’t expect to have John Henderson for a full season…But also didn’t expect to lose “ShawNasty” either or most of our "DB"s…That has definitely hurt our “D”…
There’s very little doubt that the loss of “D-Mac” has hurt our “O”….But adding in Ford/Moore/“TJ”/“JC” on top of that really restricted who we were able to be…Getting healthy now with Palmer coming into his game is huge for us…
"Tebowphobe"!!!
Raiders win 27-20
I think Rivers will get a couple long drives on our defense. However, the chargers offense will turn the ball over somehow, and we will take advantage of it. It will be important to at least get into field goal range, and sustain long drives to keep our defense fresh.
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
27-17 Raiders.
Curry will knock Mathews out with a concussion. Bush will look like Bo Jackson again. Moore will once again make the Chargers secondary look like a Pop Warner squad.
Oh, and Moore will be nominated for Rookie of the Week for a 4th time, and win it.
Not sure if he wins it for last week; beating Cam Newton’s performance is hard going.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 30, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
WOW chuck is an idiot!
http://blog.sfgate.com/raiders/2011/12/30/bresnahan-wasnt-thinking-here-we-go-again/
He thought the Raiders were good in the 2 minute defense? Did he not see ANY of these Raiders games? Cleveland, Houston, KC, Detroit, NY Jets, NE, and Denver all walked up the field on his D in the last 2 minutes of either the half or the game… How is that good?
Chuck is the one person on the team who worries me. Greatly.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 30, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
It at least explains why he keeps having the defense to the same thing at the end of every game.
He’s not just a terrible D-Coordinator, he’s freakin’ delusional. I don’t think I’ll ever feel comfortable about a game as long as he’s running the defense.
I get the feeling a lot of defensive penalties are products of his poor schemes.
It’s not like we’re short of talent.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 30, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
If He Just Stuck To What We Do Best It Prolley Works..."M-M" Press....
Too many of his Zones have been easily busted for huge gains…
"Tebowphobe"!!!
Just do it, Raiders.
May your vision into the future be crystal clear, and your prognosticating record improve another W.
I foresee Rivers jersey getting very, very dirty Sunday, especially the back.
""The massive Raider Nation is beyond doubt the sleaziest and rudest and most sinister mob of thugs and wackos ever assembled."--Hunter S. Thompson
"In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and fuck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again, and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, white, heartland teams that pray together and don't deliver late hits." - George Carlin.
Raiders win Raiders win!!!!
Raider 30 Dolts 13
Been a long time coming here we go!
Al Davis the Greatest Raider of all times... You will live forever in the hearts of true Raider fans...RIP
With all of the possible playoff scenarios, they seem to favor the Raiders.
We are going to the playoffs! 24-21 Oakland.
This is the week I've been waiting for
I want to see this team step on the gas and never look back. If there was ever a week to do it, it’s now.
Micheal Bush is to the Chargers, what Kryptonite is to Superman (And with the current state of the Chargers I would be reffering to Christopher Reeve Post-accident on this) I can even see Taiwan “Oh you outta time baby!” Jones getting a few carries and when that comes to pass he will rip off a big one, and make all of us breathe a bit easier knowing we have a guy who can be the speed back when DMC isn’t back there.
Jacoby Ford gets back in the lineup and Palmer finally gets to run an offense that will somewhat resemble the true starting line up against a team he absolutely molested his last time out against.
Phyllis Rivers is going to have a moment where he has to pick a yard’s worth of grass out of his facemask as our defense racks up not one, not two, not three, but four sacks. When they aren’t hitting him, they will be making him run for his life like David Spade at the end of the cult classic PCU.
I refuse to make a score prediction on this one though. I will not be responsible for the bad juju something like that brings when it comes from my mouth. I will go ahead and quote the late and great Al Davis.
“You’re doing a good job Hue. We will win it in the end”
What I will say and I believe no amount of karma will change is that Kyle Orton is going to become the spoiler to end all spoilers. He’s going to absolutely destroy the Broncos at home and the curtain is going to come up on the “Wizard of Tebow” for good. I predict in that game there will be four different camera shots of John Elway with a “Toddler just got hit by a freight train” look on his face.
"The Raiders are the Bad Guy Professional Wrestlers of the NFL. Everybody hates us, and loves nothing more then to watch us lose. We got the costumes, we got the facepaint, and the attitude. All we are missing is a bunch of rednecks to start chanting USA USA USA at us..." - ME
"Contrary to popular belief, Al Davis is in heaven. Satan did not want Al in his domain, since Al already owns 49% of Hell and has always been known as a "Demon's Owner" " - ME
Follow me on Twitter: @JasonViolation
by TheDudeAbides138 on Dec 30, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions
And just so everyone knows
The nickname I coined for Taiwan “Oh you outta time baby!” Jones is completely ripped off from an episode of Family Guy. You have to use your best blaxploitation voice in order for it to sound right.
"The Raiders are the Bad Guy Professional Wrestlers of the NFL. Everybody hates us, and loves nothing more then to watch us lose. We got the costumes, we got the facepaint, and the attitude. All we are missing is a bunch of rednecks to start chanting USA USA USA at us..." - ME
"Contrary to popular belief, Al Davis is in heaven. Satan did not want Al in his domain, since Al already owns 49% of Hell and has always been known as a "Demon's Owner" " - ME
Follow me on Twitter: @JasonViolation
by TheDudeAbides138 on Dec 30, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
Gaither had been a good pick up for the dolts. Match up between kam and Jared should be good. Vittorio Tafur mentioned something about Palmer liking McGee and how the raiders have him un the playoffs. That would be awesome to have his first appearance be in the playoffs. Also, dmc wants to play. The trainers don’t think he should but dmc didn’t want to be on ir. doubt he will play Sunday but there is a better chance Sunday than there has been since he’s been gone.
"I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." - Tupac Amaru Shakur
"The greatest hypnotist on the planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner in the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see you've got them. Because they'll laugh in your face of an explanation then which portrays the big picture of what's happenin'
... and they have."
"Lots of people in America know that the system is fucked up. All of them know it. I think everybody in this country knows the government’s corrupt. They’re conscious of it, but they’re not gonna do a fucking thing about it. There are people that will, and me, I consider those people revolutionary"- Immortal Technique
by RaiderKilluminati on Dec 30, 2011 7:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Jim trotter
“Normally a player w/ a Lisfranc injury immediately would’ve gone on IR, but McFadden badly wants 2 play, which is Y he didn’t considered it.”
"I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." - Tupac Amaru Shakur
"The greatest hypnotist on the planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner in the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see you've got them. Because they'll laugh in your face of an explanation then which portrays the big picture of what's happenin'
... and they have."
"Lots of people in America know that the system is fucked up. All of them know it. I think everybody in this country knows the government’s corrupt. They’re conscious of it, but they’re not gonna do a fucking thing about it. There are people that will, and me, I consider those people revolutionary"- Immortal Technique
by RaiderKilluminati on Dec 30, 2011 7:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Correction: McGee won’t appear in the playoffs like I hoped. He was just talking about next year and the wrs the raiders have. A “sleeper”.
"I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." - Tupac Amaru Shakur
"The greatest hypnotist on the planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner in the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see you've got them. Because they'll laugh in your face of an explanation then which portrays the big picture of what's happenin'
... and they have."
"Lots of people in America know that the system is fucked up. All of them know it. I think everybody in this country knows the government’s corrupt. They’re conscious of it, but they’re not gonna do a fucking thing about it. There are people that will, and me, I consider those people revolutionary"- Immortal Technique
by RaiderKilluminati on Dec 30, 2011 7:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I think the raiders win by 10 or more. Vj won’t play but the other Vincent Hurt the raiders last game. Wild card or division winner I believe the raiders make it in some how.
"I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." - Tupac Amaru Shakur
"The greatest hypnotist on the planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner in the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see you've got them. Because they'll laugh in your face of an explanation then which portrays the big picture of what's happenin'
... and they have."
"Lots of people in America know that the system is fucked up. All of them know it. I think everybody in this country knows the government’s corrupt. They’re conscious of it, but they’re not gonna do a fucking thing about it. There are people that will, and me, I consider those people revolutionary"- Immortal Technique
by RaiderKilluminati on Dec 30, 2011 7:22 PM PST via mobile reply actions
There is no reason to expect a lopsided win, but I got a feeling these Raiders are ready to explode
Raiders win 31-17
They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.
As the door is kicked open for us the Broncos fall behind to the Chiefs and succumb to a 27-22 eventual defeat, this Raider team finally realizes what's in front of them.
With his best showing as a Raider (including his first game against these Dolts) Carson Palmer outduels Phillip Rivers in a narrow, dramatic, come from behind victory in front of a sold-out O.co Coliseum in the waning moments with a TD pass to DHB following a huge bomb to Jacoby Ford to set it up. Oakland prevails and wins the AFC WEST F 24-20!
Trust No One
Studies show stress can kill you, but don't worry about it.
It's been a while since I checked out the Raiders until now
Finish this regular season strong, Raiders!
Oh, and no more good luck sack mojo from me. (or any good luck mojo for that matter.)
Proud to be a brony.
I'm sensing a blowout too...
I just feel it, something similar to the beating we put on the Queefs to close out last season….and Brian Dawkins is out for the Donkeys, whenever he’s not on the field their D suffers, Orton will have a lot of fun with that secondary….
Raiders win…
Orton’s revenge against Elway and the Donkeys…
Jets need to win to get into playoffs against the Fins without Reggie Bush…
Baltimore needs a win to get a 1st round bye in playoffs…
Texans dont want the Titans in the POs….
There’s just something special about this week….
Al must be smiling somewhere in Raider heaven…
Sending That "Donkey" Hell Bound In Flames!!!

"Tebowphobe"!!!
by PantyRaider on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
Send The Demons Upon The "Teboncos".....Consumption-n-Annihilation!!!

"Tebowphobe"!!!
by PantyRaider on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
"Donkey" BITCH Suffer In The Depths Of Hell!!!

"Tebowphobe"!!!
by PantyRaider on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions
Oh and...
Wade Phillips is back to call plays on D for the Texans…its all coming together baby!
Just fucking win baby!
I get really worried when people here all start talking blowout.
Every time that’s happened this season, we’ve been sorely disappointed. The first game against the Chiefs was going to be a blowout (and it was, just in the wrong way), the last game against Denver was going to be a blowout, the Dolphins game was going to be a blowout. I want the Raiders to dominate as much as anyone here, but as long as Bresh is running the defense, I just find it hard to picture.
I'll be happy with a win.
Although I was twitching and rolling around so much during the Houston game my parents told me to stop being autistic.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 31, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I just want the win.
But a blowout (or at least a win of more than one score) would do wonders for my lifespan. Watching the Raiders seriously must take years off our lives, the way they hate to put games away late.
I think they're trolling us.
I really do.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 31, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Raiderfan since '01, when I was 7.
I remember the roller-coaster ’02 season. Then came the dark years, which I appear to have mostly blocked from memory. Until about ’09, when things started turning around.
by ROFLCOPTER16 on Dec 31, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
As long as the Raiders themselves don't expect a blowout...
I can’t say anything about predicting a Raider win or loss until I see them step onto the field and see how they look. Some weeks they’ve brought the fight and other weeks they’ve rolled over. Sure as heck hope they bring the fight tomorrow.
@WorldBLee
When They Bring It They Look So Good....When They Roll It's So Damn Ugly!!!
Hard to figure this season with all the twists and turns…By best attempt is this:
Begin fired up and ready for the world…Tough schedule but make it threw with a winning record the 1st 5 weeks…Lose Al Davis and starting “QB” and the list continues as we fall off the edge for a few weeks….But this team fires back up with a new leader at “QB” and puts themselves on top the AFCW with a sizable lead and everything looking up….Than they hit the wall and total collapse…3 weeks into the collapses they finally wake up but not enough to win…Than they start to get a few bodies back from injury and rare up to make the "PO"s…To be continued!!!
"Tebowphobe"!!!
I feel confident, but look for a drag out fight to the end..
DHB TD 80 yards
Moore TD 60 yards
Ford 40 yards
Micheal Bush 120 yards Td
Janikowski 2 FG’s
ReeceTD
34-28 Raiders Win
by Raider_Renagade on Dec 31, 2011 6:25 PM PST reply actions
The way the season has gone, it wouldn't surprise me if the OTHER GAMES will allow the Raiders to get into the playoffs pending a victory.....
And the SnB do not capitalize on it. With that being said, i just hope we win, regardless if we don’t make the playoffs. Imagine that, last year we were undefeated in our div and couldn’t get in, and this year we could tie with the best record and lose the tie breaker to the donkies…






































