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A Funny Story For You Guys (Involves A Chargers Fan Getting Punched In The Face).

"In my family, there is problem,
Problem is brother in law.
He likes all shitty teams,
And his loss is fucking sore.

Throw brother in law down the well,
Throw brother in law down the well,
Throw brother in law down the well,
And my sister will be free..."

The song should give away the problem here. My brother in law, among other various shitty teams, is a mad Chargers fan. I tend to tolerate him like you do when he clearly loves your sister and their kids - but yesterday he pushed my tolerance too far.

Cause he and my sis are going on holiday for a few days, I agreed to look after my nephews during that time. When he dropped them off, however, I noticed what they were wearing.

Both of them (they're identical twins) were wearing identical kids-size Charger jerseys.

Phillip Rivers jerseys.

Now I wouldn't stand for this. I can barely handle him loving the team from the Whale's Vagina, but when he tries to indoctrinate my nephews...anyway I told him that their clothes weren't allowed in my house and to have them change. He wouldn't hear of it. Then, as we do, there was a heated argument of the football kind (Specifically, Tomlinson v McFadden and Fouts v Stabler) but he went a bit too far when he suggested that Kenny the Snake, who has a shrine in my living room, was a pedophile.

I nailed him one right in the eyes.

Long story short, they didn't end up going on holiday cause he had to go to the ER and get it from my sis about antagonising me.

Moral of the story: Don't ever, EVER talk smack about Ken Stabler to my face.

Thought that might amuse you guys as we wait for lockout news.

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