The Dude does stand up comedy???

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First off, I still believe Jason Violation is a bad name. Bob Sagat is one of the most offensive comedians out there, but if you go by his name, it doesn’t sound like it.

Second. I understand the whole open mic thing, all I’m saying I would have liked to see you better prepared. Yeah I know he had a cheat sheet, but the question is when did he write that cheat sheet.

Third. Yes the wrestlers have 5 minutes to impress the folks that matter, but that still doesn’t mean they should 1000 moves. Think of all the most well known wrestlers. Folks like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Sting, HBK, Bret Hart, Randy Orton, John Cena, The Rock, Steve Austin, Andrea the Giant. All of those guys are or were at one time or another on the top of the wrestling world in what past 30 years. All of them at most did maybe 50 moves in a 5 minute match, but yet were still able to impress. People like RVD, Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio started to get their organizations main championships when they started to slow down and realize that they didn’t have to do a super fast pace match where they have to hit every move they know. Heck wrestlers like the ones I named basically try to hit their 5 moves of doom moveset. Those are the moves that they hit in every match, and pretty much once those moves are all hit, the match pretty much finishes. But watch the comics that they show on TV or on stage. Let’s say they have a 10 minute time limit, they might tell at most 5 jokes.

I did like the silver football joke. It made me actually picture you there as the guard was going through your backpack telling you that you couldn’t bring the football in and the explanation he gave. And the looks you gave him when the Roadwarrior guy and Darth Raider would come into the stadium with no issues. That joke actually made me laugh.

If you are going to do comedy as a career I wish you the best of luck. Now there are comics that were great successful as guys who did the zingers. Who knows maybe one day I’ll see on the marquee, Jason Violation, please change that damn name, and his comedy act.