This post is going to slap yo mama. Are you ready to have yo mamas slapped? Hit the jump if you dare. Your mama could be slapped.
OH. Yo mama just got slapped. Don't say I didn't warn you.
What's going on now? Do you like the Cubs, Pinhead?
OK, now it's time for football. This pirate is ready.
WE WILL CONFUSE OUR OPPONENTS WITH DEVASTATING PLAY FAKES!
OH YEAH! Now it's time for PUNTING AWESOMENESS!
We need some football robots or something. This is terrible.
Jon Gruden, we miss you. Please come back. We need you. We are sorry.
Oh well. WE STILL HAVE RAGE AND COSTUMES AND AGAGAGAAGAGAGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Note: author is not an actual Raiders fan, but really enjoyed that preseason game.
Also, please stop beating us at Arrowhead, because losing to ***THE ABOVE*** is an embarrassment.