Scott Kacsmar of ColdHardFootballFacts.com analyzes the Week 1 data to see which QB's and receivers were padding their stats with failed completions that did not help their offenses succeed. Looking at you, Carson Palmer.

What a glorious day in the Mountain West. Captain Checkdown is leading the league in failed completions, something that is sure to be the hallmark of the Knapsack Offense that is putting fans to sleep. Between failed completions and all the confused players running into each other in the Knapsack Zone Blocking Scheme, you're guaranteed to be watching the AFC Championship from where you always are, on your couches.


So who are you liking in next year's draft? You'll actually have a first round pick this time, and you won't have Al Davis around to waste all your picks on fast guys who can't catch and fat guys who can't throw.
Maybe you can draft an offensive coordinator. Looks like you need one.