Alright now that I got your attention with that headline, I would like to discuss something, well on a more humorous note.
You may have recently witnessed some strange events in the world lately. But I can guarantee you have not yet witnessed by first hand the power of Matt McGloin(god).
A topic was brought up earlier about the strange and mysterious powers of Matt McGloin. Someone posted McGloin is actually in fact Chuck Norris' father. Another had pointed out that McGloin once sailed across the entire world and discovered a shortcut. There are many more facts about McGloin, but it's very difficult to separate them from the beliefs. I can help you out, if its amazing. Well than its a fact. If its average, well than its false because even McGloins wisdom teeth are not just average.
So let it begin, lets hear everybody's first hand experiences and truths about The Great Matt McGloin.