For the sake of conserving the best meme in the NFL, I would love it if everyone posts up as much meme's as possible in this post so we can conserve the awesomeness of the awesome legacy of the ever awesome McGloin. For even calling him "awesome" is a disservice to the one and only godlike McGloin for no words can describe the ever amazing awesomeness that is amazingly awesome in every sense and meaning of the word awesomeness in such an amazingly amazing way.
When the Raiders signed Matt McGloin to the roster, it was as if the great stories of this unique being would be shown to the universe. Where Michael Jordan can look forth, and see that McGloin may perhaps be the greatest to ever play in the culture of homo sapiens. Where Bo Jackson can shed a tear at the sheer beauty and magnificent, graceful, heroic, and intensity that McGloin sweats in his fiery red hair on a daily basis.
As he stepped upon the field, it was if the grace of McGloin allowed his servant named "God" (weird name huh?) to unlock only 1% of his football powers (for unlocking anything more would yeild blindness to those who watch at how perfect he can be) so as to show the NFL that he is the greatest QB to ever step onto the field, and as he grasped the pigskin with his deity-like hands, holy light leaking from the tips of his fingers, he delivered a ball that would make the heavens shake at his precision and might as he leads his team to history.
Can there ever be such a perfect being? No. There can only be McGloin.
If you would like to see more truth about McGloin, visit this fanpost by IamAL! http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2013/10/16/4846794/mcgloin-pryor