Hello Chokeland fans! Yes, I know. I said something I shouldn't have. I am sorry. I promise I won't do it again in this post.
As a Chiefs fan and a fellow member of the AFC West, I myself, do not despise Oakland in the way that other Chiefs fans do. Don't get me wrong, I hope the next batch of inmates that get out San Quentin have a shot at making your team, because let's face it, Oakland is the face of the NFL for thugs and criminals, and have earned that reputation (I would go as far as agreeing with it, based on facts, but Oakland seems to be the team that gets the rap). I am actually here for a different purpose.
I want to call a truce between us, the feud between our two clubs, and focus on a much larger enemy. One "Horse-Face," and the Denver Donkeys! Yes. He, they, are our arch-nemesis. We should focus all our firepower on Colorado, and strike Donkey fans in the heart where it hurts the most. During football season, that heart is the "L" column.
Now many people may not agree (they are probably Donkey fans anyhow), but I think I have a rather logical point. Denver fans are the most egotistical, arrogant, and violent fans (even worse than you guys, Oakland) I've come across in the NFL. How do I know that? I had the pleasure of living in Fort Collins, Colorado from 1990-1995, then 96'-98', and Denver from 1999-2003. I've been to the original Mile High Stadium, and Invesco Field, when it first opened. All to watch the Chiefs do battle with the Donkeys (I will die of old age, and never refer to the Donkeys as what they are known by according to the NFL). There I have experienced taunting (like that doesn't happen at every NFL stadium, right), I was even tripped, and Donkey fans attempted to push me down a flight of steps (thankfully, I regained my balance and escaped Invesco alive).
So let's roll into opening kickoff every Sunday, or Monday night, or better yet, every time the Donkeys take the field, let's say a prayer that they lose. By a blowout. I vow, give you my word, that every time the Raiders and Donkeys meet, I will root for Oakland.
This, Raiders fans, is my proposition to you. Let's call it a mutual truce until the Donkeys are back in the gutter, sitting at the bottom of the AFC West, where they belong!
Thanks for reading!