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Matt Flynn's Lament (Rated R-ish poem)



Let Pryor have the start.

It really won't break my heart

If he goes on out there and gets his young ass beat.

He sure likes to run with the ball

and the dude is stout and tall

and watching him throw to the other team is just so sweet.

Let Pryor start for awhile.

It just feels so gol' damn vile

When I realized big ol' Hulkster Veldeer was out.

Our big pick Menenik is not yet back

Barron and Gurode always give up the sack

no matter whose QB, it's gonna be a freakin' rout

Let Pryor take the reigns.

Ef it! I'm in too much pain

from getting slammed by guys who weren't even freaking touched.

So yes I'll throw some picks

And you all can go s**k my d**k

if you think I'm gonna sit there all day and get munched.

Let Pryor be the guy.

And I can tell you why:

I didn't come to Oakland just to get my white butt kicked!

Maybe by game eight or nine

When the Hulkster is feeling fine

I'll come back the hero--if this O-line has finally clicked...

Let Pryor give it a go.

I don't even ef-n know

Why I play QB, I think, as I lie with my face kissing the dirt and grass.

Flynnatics may have it correct,

but Pryor fans know TP is per-fect,

So let Pryor start and we'll see soon whose sucking ass...