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Pryor's Impending Release - Let's Get Drunk


With the upcoming end of the Terrelle Pryor era here in Oakland, (For the record I wish "the kid" would have smartened up and stayed here, changed positions, but it is not to be) and the inevitable shitstorm that will follow here, I offer a drinking game for those of you unemployeds and those lucky enough to have a job you can drink at:

1. Dr H refers to him as "the kid" - drink shot of juice from maraschino cherry jar

2. Reference to TP as a "hard worker" - shot of well whisky

3. Reference to him as a "great teammate/great Raider" - 2 shots well whisky

4. Inference that "the kid" never got a shot because he's black - pound 40 oz of King Cobra***

*** I'm white and I fucking love King Cobra so no one can accuse me of racial stereotyping

5. Commenter plays race card while denying doing so - drink carafe of chardonnay

6. Reference to McGloin only getting one win - drink boilermaker with Iron City

7. Reference to Reggie being fat - Drink ice cream shake with vodka chaser

8. GIF of 93 yard TD run - drink jager bomb while crying

9. Claim that he only sucked because line was awful - drink cough syrup and slap yourself

10. Claim that we are going to regret cutting him because the only difference between him and Cam Newton is an opportunity - drink absinthe and slap yourself

11. Claim that he never asked out, there's no evidence he'd be a distraction, so why are we cutting him? - slap yourself twice, you don't deserve a drink

Godspeed TP, Godspeed

LC

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