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Opening paragraph re: OAK vs. GB from the ACME packing Co.


The Packers kick off their third preseason game of 2014 this Friday against a team that on paper, looks a lot like a fantasy football roster from 2009. There's Justin Tuck, Maurice Jones-Drew and former Packers great, Charles Woodson. Hell, there's even Matt Schaub, who, holy crap have you seen Matt Schaublately? It's nice to know that even though the Raiders players barely resemble their former selves in terms of talent, Schaub is still keeping with his storied tradition of incredibly awkward photos. Way to keep it going, Matt. On the field, this is the kinda-more-important-but-still-pretty-meaningless penultimate preseason game, meaning we should get a look at the starters for a bit longer. Wondering what to keep an eye on besides James Jones looking sad?