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Brighten Your Day, Right Here!


Having a Bad Day? Head hurting from a little too much frosty malt beverages? Well, I’m here to offer a little relief. For the first and perhaps last time, I am suggesting y’all to go over to the Mile High Report. Just go, check out the main page article titled 2017 NFL Draft: Round Final Results, trust me reading the comments is a rewarding experience.

From about the 6:00 PM time stamp (I’m in the Mountain Time Zone so it may be 5:00 PM time stamp for y’all out West) right after Carolina picked McCaffery, there’s some whining and crying. But from there on it gets great, with every pick it gets better. The speculation of how "this draft is falling our way" and how everyone is falling to them is blended the whole way up until their pick with "Just don’t pick Bolles."

I’m a pretty happy drunk and normally, I don’t enjoy the sadness and pain of others, but, I mean, they’re fucking Broncos fans, SO, fuck yes, cry and whine, Bitches!

Also, here is the analysis from the main article of their pick:

The Denver Broncos continue their penchant for terrible draft picks by taking a soon-to-be 25-year-old offensive tackle who scored a 9 on his Wonderlic. Absolutely pathetic. It's evidently clear Elway and his staff of scouts have no idea how to pick players. BPA? Bogus.