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RaiderDamus' Friday Foretelling: Raiders vs. Chiefs

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That's great, but who are the Chefs?

Christian Petersen

Greetings, Raider fans! It is I, RaiderDamus here to reveal to all of you the things the Great Beyond has to say regarding the Raiders vs. Chiefs game this Sunday.

The Great Beyond has little to say on the matter. This is fortunate, because at this point in the season it is difficult to get motivated to write anything about the Raiders at all. The Great Beyond merely shook its head, cackled, and handed me the final score. It was a very workmanlike vision this week.

The Chiefs suck. They will likely have the first pick and, instead of taking a player who could really help their team, will be forced to take a quarterback twenty picks too early. The one thing we can say for the Raiders is that while they will be slotted to pick very high, they aren't forced to reach for a QB like Geno Smith or Matt Barkley, so there's that.

The Chiefs suck a lot. They are so bad, they will lose to the Raiders this week. That's like extra bad. I thought the Chiefs had a chance because the game is played in Oakland, but the Great Beyond says no.

Raiders win, 31-17.