Greetings, Raider fans! Tonight at 5:30pm Pacific (8:30pm ET) we kick off the NFL's Week 5 with an exciting showdown of two of the worst teams in the NFL. The Arizona Cardinals, who have no excuse for being as bad as they are, will travel to beautiful and overpriced Santa Clara to take on the Niners, whose excuse for being as bad as they are is that they're the Niners.
Will Arizona be able to overcome the loss of Carson Palmer? Will their wizened and ancient offense be able to move the ball against a young but crappy Niners defense? What absurd and wildly inappropriate string of curse words will Bruce Arians use to describe his team after this game? Can Blaine Gabbert read a defense well enough to notice which side of the field Patrick Peterson is standing on? Will Chip Kelly bring a fart-sniffing glass instead of a headset?
Find out the answers to all these questions and more as together we watch Thursday Night Football!
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