Monday Night Football Open Thread: Patriots vs. Ravens

Greetings, Raider fans! The final game of Week 14 is upon us, with the streaking Baltimore Ravens and their elite defense and non-elite quarterback go into Gillette Stadium to take on the New England Patriots with their elite quarterback and mediocre everything else.

Tom Brady will throw the ball around, as he always does, to his harem of scrappy white gym-rat wide receivers and Joe Flacco will throw the ball to some lucky fans in the third row. Raider fans have a tough time rooting for anyone in this game, because while a Patriots win makes it easier for Oakland to secure a playoff berth, a Ravens win makes it easier for the Raiders to potentially secure the top overall seed should the Chiefs falter down the stretch.

Charles Woodson is working tonight's game for ESPN, and I'm sure he'd like nothing more than to put on a helmet and sack Tom Brady one more time. If only.

The game will air on ESPN at 5:20 Pacific and can be streamed on WatchESPN.