On CBS we have the Texans and Seahawks, and on Fox we have the Cowboys taking on the Indigenous Persons. Houston has been racking up the points behind rookie QB Deshaun Watson, and Seattle will have its hands full with a very good Texans defensive line.
We’ll see if the traffic cones disguised as Seattle offensive linemen have what it takes to protect Russell Wilson. We’ll also see if the Texans even decide to play with their helmet decals after some divisive comments from idiot owner Bob McNair.
In our nation’s capital, this is a must-win game for both teams. Washington quarterback Kronk Coupons will try to overcome a multitude of injuries to his offensive line and Dak Prescott will have to deal with the fact that other teams have film on him as both try to keep pace with the NFC-leading Eagles.