Sunday Night Football Cowboys vs. Giants open thread

Sunday night is upon us, and that means it’s time for your NFC East Game of the Week, which tonight is Giants at Cowboys, in accordance with the prophecy.

Ezekiel Elliott, armed with the power of the Constitution of the United States of America and the very best lawyers Dallas money can buy and their AAA beaver pelt hats, defeated NFL Commissioner George III in the court of law to allow Zeke to continue to play the game he loves. Hopefully Zeke will not punch any more women in the parking lot on the way to the field.

The New York Football Giants will be without Odell Beckham Jr., who lost his battle with ankleitis. But this game will be played in Dallas, which means the road team will probably win.

YOU CAN STREAM THE GAME RIGHT HERE SO DON’T ASK FOR ANY STREAMS