Greetings, Raider fans! There is one more game today, and it comes to you live from Robotic Butthole Stadium deep in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.
The reigning, defending, and undisputed NFC Champion Atlanta Falcons will be welcoming fans to their brand new stadium this evening as they host the Green Bay Packers. The chief attraction at Butthole Field is not the Falcons, but rather the absurdly low concessions prices:
The downside of paying these prices is, of course, that you theoretically have to watch the Falcons.
Tonight Aaron Rodgers gets to ply his trade against the paper-thin Falcons defense, so this one might be a shootout. Julio Jones and co. will be matched up against the Packers’ cornerbacks, assuming they have decided to employ any.