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Raiders’ Las Vegas stadium to include jail and courthouse

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NFL: Las Vegas Views Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

The saga of the Raiders’ impending move to Las Vegas just keeps getting more fun every day. Today brings the news that the Thunderdome will feature a jail and courthouse.

While all stadiums have facilities to deal with fans who get out of hand, Philadelphia’s Veterans Stadium was notorious for having a jail within its bowels. It was necessary due to Eagles fans being the worst human beings on the face of the planet. The Raiders will be on the cutting edge of law enforcement here. We can only hope wearing a Chiefs jersey is considered a Class A felony in the stadium.

I imagine Raider Court will be a lot like the old TV show Night Court, with the Hon. Judge Philip Villapiano presiding, sentencing wayward 49ers fans to death and then laughing hysterically because that joke never gets old. Oakland Raiders 2020: All Rise.

Here’s a look at Raider fans arriving to the stadium:

And here’s a look at them after they get there: