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When you hear the phrase “he’s got a chip on his shoulder,” what do you picture in your mind? A ruffled plain? A Cool Ranch Dorito? A french fry? A poker chip? For some reason, my main image is a perfectly formed, untouched, delicately seasoned Pringle, laying ever so lightly on a crumbed out blue blazer.
We all have “our” chips, don’t we?
The phrase dates back roughly 200 years, to when boys would fight with the intention to literally knock a “chip” (like the aforementioned poker variety but with no value beyond reputation) off the shoulder of his opponent. At the end of the 19th century, Mark Twain wrote:
“[I]f you want your fuss, and can’t wait till recess, which is regular, go at it right and fair; put a chip on your shoulder and dare him to knock it off.”
At NFL training camp, there’s rarely a moment when you can’t find a player daring someone to come f*** with his chip. When the season begins, that attitude doesn’t disappear, it simply manifests itself into the worldwide bets against these players and they often use that as their motivation to succeed.
Your doubt is their fuel.
So I quickly listed off 39 things that Raiders players have to prove this season and I won’t get into commentary beyond the slightest. And I’m never wrong. Oh, you doubt me? I got a sour cream and onion right here for you.
QB - Derek Carr
He’s more than Joe Flacco — or is at least 2012 Flacco
QB - Marcus Mariota
He deserves to start and to start for the Raiders
RB - Josh Jacobs
He’s an MVP caliber running back
TE - Darren Waller
He’s not a one-year wonder or a one-dimensional tight end
WR - Tyrell Williams
He’s worth his contract
WR - Henry Ruggs III
He’s the best receiver in the draft
WR - Bryan Edwards
He’s the best receiver in the draft
WR - Hunter Renfrow
He’s better than the best receiver in the 2020 draft
WR - Nelson Agholor
The biggest problem was his fit with Philadelphia
WR - Rico Gathers
That his position isn’t a typo
TE - Jason Witten
He’s not too old
RB - Lynn Bowden, Jr
At any position, he’s valuable. At every position, he’s unpredictable.
LT - Kolton Miller
He’s the perennial Pro Bowl left tackle that you’d expect in the mid-first round
LG - Richie Incognito
He’s a Hall of Fame caliber guard
C - Rodney Hudson
He’s a top-100 (or top 50) player
RG - Gabe Jackson
He’s as good as the linemen around him
RT - Trent Brown
He deserves to be the highest paid tackle in the NFL
LB - Cory Littleton
Worth every penny
LB - Nick Kwiatkoski
That everybody should have been watching him during free agency
LB - Nicholas Morrow
He’s a starter and a long term member of the defense
LB - Javin White
He should have been drafted and he’s ready right now
DE - Clelin Ferrell
He’s worthy of his draft pick
DE - Maxx Crosby
Wasn’t just lucky as a rookie
DT - Maliek Collins
A one-year, $6 million contract? Is that it?
DT - Maurice Hurst
Healthy and ready to dominate
DE - Carl Nassib
Better than his journeyman career would indicate
DE - Arden Key
He can get back on track he was on as sophomore at LSU
DT - Datone Jones
NFL career is far from over
DT - Johnathan Hankins
Don’t overlook the 7-year veteran who is still only 28
CB - Damon Arnette
He’s the best cornerback in the draft
CB - Lamarcus Joyner
First season with Raiders was a fluke, now he’s going to help make defense great
CB - Prince Amukamara
Is a solid starting outside cornerback
FS - Johnathan Abram
Healthy and ready to dominate
SS - Damarious Randall
Other teams should have never let him go
CB - Trayvon Mullen
He’s the best corner in the 2019 draft
CB - Amik Robertson
Fourth round?
S - Erik Harris
Shouldn’t be on the bench
K - Daniel Carlson
Will have a long NFL career
P - A.J. Cole
Punters always have something to prove
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