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Waiter…take your crow and shove it.



Wow. Not what we expected huh?

Tell me, how the hell do you have a team with the best RB in the NFL, an elite receiver with over 1000 yards in 12 games…and you can’t score more than 16 points? How can this team not manage a first down and just close out a tight win that shouldn’t have been tight?

You know what comes to mind? The Rodeo song

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a phuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you phuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof, you know you piss me off
You phucking jerk get on my nerves

The only question there is who is the goddamn goof?

Is it Carr? Yeah at times it certainly is, and it’s getting old

Well, here comes Derek with a football in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the football game
And it's a screen to the left, and a sack from the right
C'mon you phuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off the field you goddamn goof, you know, you piss me off
Phucking jerk get on my nerves

Hey, what about our coaching staff, splendid upgrade from the guys that got us to the playoffs after we lost our HC and Henry Ruggs tore the heart out of the team last year.

Well, it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a phuck 'cause I'm off to the football game
It's Josh on the left, and Graham on the right
C'mon you phuckin' dummies, get your damn shit right
Get offstage you goddamn goofs, you know, you piss me off
You phucking jerks get on my nerves

But this little tune wouldn’t be complete without a mention of our owner, who when it comes to selecting coaches and the actual game itself…

Well, here comes Mark with his pecker in his hand
He's a no-ball man and he's laughing to the bank
And it's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you phuckin' dummy, get your team set right
Get offstage you goddamn goof, you know, you piss me off
You phucking jerk get on my nerves

So yeah, it’s a rant, and I sure didn’t want the season to go this way, even after we let Rich go and brought in a genius like Josh…but here we are, breaking records…except they’re the wrong kind.

Don’t believe me? Put down that crow you may have ordered last week and feast your eyes on this

According to Elias Sports Bureau, the Rams’ 98-yard TD drive was the longest go-ahead TD drive that began in the final 2 minutes over the last 45 seasons

And this

Davante Adams played 62 games for the Packers in the regular season & playoffs from 2018-2021.He caught less than four passes only ONCE in those 62 games.He already has four games with fewer than four catches this season with the Raiders. All four, Ls. What is Vegas doing?

Now a side of these

Derek Carr's 36.9 passer rating tonight for #Raiders was the worst of his career. Previous low was 48.1 vs Eagles on Christmas night 2017

Raiders when leading by double digits at halftime in the 10 seasons before Josh McDaniels arrived: 20-2

Raiders when leading by double digits at halftime in 1 season with Josh McDaniels: 0-4

Josh McDaniel Raiders literally lost games to a interim HC who had never coached in the NFL AND a QB who didn't know the playbook

they've lost FOUR games after leading by 13+ points...

THAT TIES THE NFL RECORD

And finally, don’t forget desert

Raiders are 0-4 this season when leading by double digits at halftime. They are first team since at least 1930 to lose 4 times in a season when leading by double digits at the half #fantastic

That’s some resume huh?

Waiter, take your crow and shove it.