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Wasting away, (Ode to Porcupine)


Sup Nation, tough loss yesterday, but to be honest I didn't think we were going to walk away winners. And to be fair, we are now in a very long preseason type situation where everyone gets evaluated, top to bottom.

So may as well relax, and have a little something to lighten the mood.

The tune you need to think of is Jimmy Buffet's (RIP) Margaritaville, the lyrics have been changed to my own, though quite a few of them were inspired by some of the posts from other members here. My goal in putting this up is simple, I'm hoping to give you a smile or a chuckle. Here goes.

Living with false hope

Watchin' the team choke

Fans in the stands wearing silver and black

Cursing the TV

Gave up a TD

So many years that I'll never get back


Wasted away watching the Raider game

Trying to make some sense of it all

Some people claim it's Mark Davis to blame

But I know, it's nobody's fault


I don't know the reason

I watched them all season

Nothin' to show but this awesome tattoo

Yes it's a real beauty

A Raiderette cutie

How it got here I haven't a clue


Wasted again watching the Raider game

Trying to make some sense of it all

Some people claim it's the rookie to blame

But I think, It may be my fault


I fought with a chef fan

fell out of the damn stand

Broke my leg twice had to limp on back home

But I got me a bowl packed

And I grabbed a cold six-pack

Soon I'll be feeling that comforting glow


Wasting away watching the Raider game

Trying to make some sense of it all

Some people claim it's the coaching to blame

But I know, it's my own damn fault.


Yes some people claim it's Mark Davis to blame

But I know, it's our own damn fault...