Silver And Black Pride - Top 10 Super Bowl 50 2016 commercialsCovering all things Las Vegas Raiders footballhttps://cdn.vox-cdn.com/community_logos/49501/sbp-fav.png2016-02-08T00:08:25-08:00http://www.silverandblackpride.com/rss/stream/106968652016-02-08T00:08:25-08:002016-02-08T00:08:25-08:00Doritos induces birth
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/T42p7jSzYY_bcHZPp3UilZCePWw=/150x0:1770x1080/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48755491/maxresdefault.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>Babies love Doritos. They yearn for them so badly, they will leap out of the womb to get them. Let this be a lesson to you.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/8/10935422/super-bowl-50-commercials-doritos-induces-birthLevi Damien2016-02-08T00:00:03-08:002016-02-08T00:00:03-08:00Amazon Echo reminds Baldwin, Marino of their failings
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/rqFPkJfvnVlr3l3uPldGul3Kf44=/100x0:1180x720/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48755461/maxresdefault.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>The Amazon Echo may be pretty cool, but only if it's used as a weapon for good. In that regard, its application in this commercial is a cautionary tale of how absolute power corrupts absolutely.</p>
<p>Just when the party's bangin', Alec Baldwin tells his Amazon Echo to silence itself because everyone is just too happy. He then reveals an untouched Super Bowl stadium replica filled with food, presumably to taunt party guests. Dan Marino digs into the feast because he's Dan f--king Marino, but the ingrate feels the need to shame Baldwin for his breaded buffalo wings. In response, Baldwin gets all catty and uses Echo for a bush league move, asking how many Super Bowls Marino won. It says zero.</p>
<p>Marino fires back, asking how many Oscars Baldwin has won. Echo says none.</p>
<p>That's when Jason Schwartzman joins in and gangs up on Marino, hurling what looks to be a bun at him, defending Baldwin's honor. Missy Elliott is there too as if she just wandered onto set and they figured they may as well use her.</p>
<p>If you're thinking that sounds like some weird dream I had last night which I tried unsuccessfully to explain to you, welcome to the bizarro world of Super Bowl commercials.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/8/10935304/super-bowl-50-commercials-amazon-echo-reminds-alec-baldwin-dan-marinoLevi Damien2016-02-07T23:39:06-08:002016-02-07T23:39:06-08:00Audi R8 'Commander' launches to Bowie's 'Starman'
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LPw3IZMWEaGe7hUk_OiziJVGkGA=/150x0:1770x1080/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48755357/maxresdefault.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>A former NASA Commander feels re-invigorated when stepping behind the wheel of the new Audi R8. And to the tune of the late David Bowie's 'Starman' no less.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10935260/super-bowl-50-commercials-audi-r8-commander-launches-to-david-bowiesLevi Damien2016-02-07T23:24:52-08:002016-02-07T23:24:52-08:00Avocados From Mexico... in space
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/pR29HmLJOepaeyYsMGGQSJj7-HA=/38x0:443x270/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48755243/avocadosfrommexico.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>When aliens from other galaxies study the human race, they are baffled by our primitive and ridiculous nonsense. Like our emoji alphabet, and Scott Baio. But one thing they can agree that is truly out of this world (see what I did there?) is our Avocados from Mexico. Muey bueno, amigos. We really nailed it on that one.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10935190/super-bowl-50-commercials-avocados-from-mexico-in-spaceLevi Damien2016-02-07T23:13:12-08:002016-02-07T23:13:12-08:00Marilyn is Willem Dafoe without a Snickers
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/aJ3xeoZPpyL04C2Pk77jznozOpc=/8x0:613x403/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48755219/19682218-mmmain.0.0.png" />
</figure>
<p>None of us are ourselves when we're hungry. Even Marilyn Monroe, when hungry, was the type who would hop on a flying rocket board and try to kill Spiderman. But give her this chocolate, peanut, caramel bar of goodness and she will hop on a gusty subway grate in heels. Thank you, Snickers, for making that classic moment possible.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10935148/super-bowl-50-commercials-marilyn-is-willem-dafoe-without-a-snickersLevi Damien2016-02-07T22:51:37-08:002016-02-07T22:51:37-08:00Kevin Hart stalks his daughter in Hyundai 'First date'
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/a4OayJ6Rc5p1wYPJBgraO-UIw3I=/55x0:646x394/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48755141/kevin-hart-today-tease-1-150203_5db794acea999c37dc9d5d62f20885f9.today-inline-large.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>Do you have no faith in your daughter's judgment, intelligence, or self respect? Then Hyundai has the solution. As Kevin Hart demonstrates, just have that little scamp go on her first date in your Hyundai with car finder and you can stalk her and her unsuspecting handsy teenage sex monster date wherever they go.</p>
<p>This technique will ensure nothing unsavory is going on. And hilarity will surely ensue.</p>
<p>OR, if you prefer you can use Hyundai Elantra's remote start function, in case, for instance, bears are chasing after you and you don't have the time to start your vehicle without being hugged and/or eaten and/or what happened to Leonardo DiCapprio in <em>The Revenant</em>. Unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case, this remote start function may not be of much use to you.</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/M5QLHhcw8B4" frameborder="0"></iframe></p>
<p>If stalking your daughter or escaping bears is not among your priorities, <a href="http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10932060/super-bowl-50-commercials-hyundai-takes-you-to-ryanville/in/10696865">how about a whole village of Ryan Reynolds</a>? Whatever your car needs are, Hyundai is there for you.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10935090/super-bowl-50-commercials-kevin-hart-in-hyundai-first-dateLevi Damien2016-02-07T12:58:14-08:002016-02-07T12:58:14-08:00Kids say 'I can do that' with Nintendo Pokemon20
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/AXGoYYIoKgvquDtWcGP0ishgzIQ=/63x0:738x450/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48752083/extended_pokemon_super_bowl_tv_commercial.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>The commercial starts out looking like a commercial for a sports equipment/apparel company such as Nike or Adidas, but soon we find it's not for anything like that. It's Pokemon! Or rather Nintendo for Pokemon. Which in some ways is the anti-sports equipment.</p>
<p>You see, Pokemon is celebrating its 20th anniversary and Nintendo is marking the occasion by asking fans to use #Pokemon20 on Twitter and facebook or go to pokemon20.com to share their favorite Pokemon memories.</p>
<p>Nintendo and Pokemon tells kids to 'Train on' for... something. I suppose it's vague by design. More of a general statement to inspire kids to have confidence in whatever they do. Let's go with that.</p>
<p>They should have made the characters more accurate though, by having their only dialogue just saying their own name over and over. That way kids watching know exactly which characters' toys/games/merchandise to have a meltdown about in the middle of Target.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10932868/super-bowl-50-commercials-kids-say-i-can-do-that-with-nintendoLevi Damien2016-02-07T12:34:55-08:002016-02-07T12:34:55-08:00DeAngelo Williams gives his daughter a 'Dad-do' with Pantene
<figure>
<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Ry0odPGDXTGzMW0eaYqTrFM1x6Y=/100x0:1180x720/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48751987/maxresdefault.0.0.jpg" />
</figure>
<p>Products in recent years have taken out ads during <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/super-bowl" class="sbn-auto-link">the Super Bowl</a> as a good time to promote the crucial role of dads in kids lives. Pantene does that this year with Steelers running back <span>DeAngelo Williams</span> giving his daughter a "Dad-do" of pig tails -- something DeAngelo says is more difficult than running through a defensive line.</p>
<p>They cap the commercial with the message "Girls who spend quality time with their dads grow up to be stronger women."</p>
<p>It's cute, she's adorable, and the message is powerful.</p>
https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/2/7/10932836/super-bowl-50-commercials-deangelo-williams-fixes-his-daughters-hair-panteneLevi Damien